Post by Katty on May 28, 2009 23:18:11 GMT 10
Gossip Gixie
WHICH married Prime Minister recently had an affair with his King's youngest daughter? I bet this steamy fling sure fired things up during those cold Midwinter nights!
SPOTTED: Veldine knight in Lalasa’s shop, buying a pink taffeta dress. Wonder what his mother would think?
LOST: Dearly beloved brocade dressing gown. If found please return to Dukey.
WHICH Squire recently left his loincloth in Keladry’s room? My money isn’t on everybody’s favourite, Tall Red, but rather this race’s dark horse, Buff Blonde.
FOUND: 'Magic for dummies' book under a certain black robe's bed. We hear he's been using it try and get the girl of his dreams to marry him. Love potions, anti-anti-pregnancy charm serums, youth serum - it's clear he's pulling out all the stops
WHICH married Queen has been caught inviting young impressionable Squires into her bedchambers? I hear her son is upset that his friends are “always busy”.
CAUGHT: Tricky God stealing the ear collection of a certain worshipper. I hear they’re bound for the Copper Isles – wonder if they’re a courting gift for a certain spicy spymaster? You know what they say – like father, like daughter!
WHICH aging King recently threw a hissy fit because he found a grey hair? I hear he's considering directing all of his University's resources to find a cure. And a longer lasting dye.
STARTED: Top secret investigation of theft of the Carthaki Kohl from the Imperial Bedchambers. I hear the quarrel between the Emperor and Empress was spectacular. But which member of the Imperial couple misses their eyeliner most? Stay tuned.
DISAPPEARED: Gnat. Suspected to be found illegitimate, but I hear he never existed.
DISCOVERED: C and R waking up from an epic twenty year drunken haze with a massive hangover. Wonder if they're regretting giving their children such creative names?
SPOTTED: New queen making out with guard. Some say it's love, but we hear he has a thing for royalty.
xoxo
Gossip Gixie
Gossip Gixie
