Post by Cass on Apr 9, 2012 6:43:41 GMT 10
Gossip Gixie
by greenie, Griff, and Elsceetaria
SPOTTED: An oddly prickly variety of miniature rose growing on a Guardsman’s balcony. Let’s just hope he doesn’t try to name it after anyone he knows…
WHY: did Duke Roger ban the pages from reading books of magic? From what we’ve seen, they’re still just as popular.
WHO: Had the ill sense to put a frown on the weather witch’s face? Maybe it’s best to stay inside for a few days…
SPOTTED: The Wildmage’s famously foul-tempered pony seems to have widened a little these days. Is she enjoying the Corus grass, or have we got a miniature grumpy bundle of delight to look forward to?
WHAT: Has caused the pages to be so exhausted? Rumour has it that someone got a little mischevious with the mistletoe over Midwinter, and the training master isn’t so much the type to forgive and forget.
WHICH: commanding colleagues were spotted having a romantic stroll in the garden? We’ll give you a hint: they were headed for the stables…and there was a bit of a height difference.
WONDERING: Did Gorse discover the recipe for love? It seems like there has been a high number of young men and women declaring undying affection while picnicking along the wall. It’s either the deserts or the sea breezes and this witch is desperate to find out which.
DIRTIED: Many are wondering why a number of pigeons seem to have defaced the outside of the Dancing Dove. Some, however, seem to remember seeing a certain young dog fighting when she went to collect the happy bags from the Rogue.
ARRIVED: A letter bearing the seal of a certain merchant family’s seal arrived at 6 Cheeseman St. Insiders say it contained an invitation to visit over the holidays. Will she accept?
DIRTY LAUNDRY: Reports have come in that a certain Lady Knight has been leaving her sheets sweat stained and crumpled in the mornings has us wondering if she’s been having nightmares or late night shenanigans.
MISSING: multiple bits and baubles of varying value, though the lover of a certain Lady Knight seems particularly distraught over his lady’s lack of adornment. The visiting diplomats from the Copper Isle seem unaffected by the slew of thefts.
WHY: have the Riders taken a fondness to asking members of the Own, ‘If a giant falls off his horse, does anyone care’? More importantly, why have the Own responded with fistcuffs and drunken declarations of love for Lord Raoul?
LOVE: is on the line, after a sudden rise in truly abhorrent poetry on the court’s wooing field. Mysterious Suitor: Lady Uline begs you to stop.
HOW: many children are in the Royal Family? After a public poll revealed most citizens believe we have 3-4 royal heirs, Queen Thayet was seen counting her children for days to make sure they were all still there. Results are pending.
FOUND: small child dangling by her ankles in the well. Has Rosethorn finally snapped?