Post by Griff on Dec 6, 2011 7:49:23 GMT 10
To: Isha!
Note: Hope you have a very happy holiday!
From: Grifftastical
Title: Morning Reports
Rating: PG
Words: 277
Wishlist Item: #4 Riders vs Own snowball fight!
Summary: Explanations are always the hardest part.
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“It started innocently enough when Sir Raoul dropped a handful of snow down his wife’s jacket during a holiday stroll by the training yards. That would have been that, if Buri had been the sort of woman who simply lost her temper. However, in the spirit of a justified counter strike, one over-hip toss later and her great mountain of a man was face down in the fresh white blanket of frost.
“Now, that was where things began to get fuzzy. Buri insisted Raoul’s no-good squire, now grown and a knight all her own, had taken the unexpectedly dishonorable initiative and nailed victorious Buri square on the butt. Keladry, her honor slighted and face assaulted by holiday fluff, countered that, if she were to go so far as to attack a woman from behind, she would certainly aim for better than her butt. It should be said that Princess Shinko, who had been present at the beginning of these events, was noticeably absent when statements were being taken.
“Opening volleys made, Buri made the sound decision to stage a strategic retreat when it became apparent her current position was insufficient to defend against her opponents’ great numbers. Falling back into friendly territory, the former commander joined forces with the resident Riders currently resting in the Riders Barracks against the knight onslaught.”
“Commander Larse,” Gary interrupted, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I have an idea of where this is going. I’m only going to ask this once: Are seventeen riders and four Own suffering frostbite in the infirmary over an inter-departmental snowball fight?”
Back ramrod straight, Evin responded honestly, “No, sir. That’s from accidentally hitting the mage.”
Note: Hope you have a very happy holiday!
From: Grifftastical
Title: Morning Reports
Rating: PG
Words: 277
Wishlist Item: #4 Riders vs Own snowball fight!
Summary: Explanations are always the hardest part.
-
“It started innocently enough when Sir Raoul dropped a handful of snow down his wife’s jacket during a holiday stroll by the training yards. That would have been that, if Buri had been the sort of woman who simply lost her temper. However, in the spirit of a justified counter strike, one over-hip toss later and her great mountain of a man was face down in the fresh white blanket of frost.
“Now, that was where things began to get fuzzy. Buri insisted Raoul’s no-good squire, now grown and a knight all her own, had taken the unexpectedly dishonorable initiative and nailed victorious Buri square on the butt. Keladry, her honor slighted and face assaulted by holiday fluff, countered that, if she were to go so far as to attack a woman from behind, she would certainly aim for better than her butt. It should be said that Princess Shinko, who had been present at the beginning of these events, was noticeably absent when statements were being taken.
“Opening volleys made, Buri made the sound decision to stage a strategic retreat when it became apparent her current position was insufficient to defend against her opponents’ great numbers. Falling back into friendly territory, the former commander joined forces with the resident Riders currently resting in the Riders Barracks against the knight onslaught.”
“Commander Larse,” Gary interrupted, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I have an idea of where this is going. I’m only going to ask this once: Are seventeen riders and four Own suffering frostbite in the infirmary over an inter-departmental snowball fight?”
Back ramrod straight, Evin responded honestly, “No, sir. That’s from accidentally hitting the mage.”