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Post by Lisa on Apr 20, 2009 1:09:17 GMT 10
Title In the Dunlath Orchards
Rating: PG/PG-13
Prompt: #3, Addiction
Summary: Squire Alan of Trebond has discovered that he has a new favorite thing.
Author’s Note: This one’s for Rosie, who role-played Maura to my Alan, and led to great times in the Dunlath Orchard.
“Oh, Merciful Mother,” Alan murmured, his eyes closed. He had never in all his fifteen years experience anything so gods-blessed incredible. “That was… unexpected.”
Maura smirked, wiping off her mouth with the back of her sleeve. “I told you Dunlath has the best of everything to offer.”
“Absolutely agreed.”
“Would you like a second?”
He nodded. “Now that I’ve had one, I doubt I could ever refuse another. Please,” he begged, “ give me more.”
She reached above him and plucked another two apples from the tree. “Only if you admit that they’re the best fruit in all of Tortall.”
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Post by Katty on Apr 20, 2009 1:12:15 GMT 10
OH MY GOD.
YOU ARE SO DIRTY, YET SO AWESOME.
*flails*
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Post by Rosie on Apr 20, 2009 1:44:41 GMT 10
You = the best of anyone there has ever been. Ever. So much love. (trouble-maker  I was reading going "PG-13?!") |
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Post by Lisa on Apr 20, 2009 2:21:42 GMT 10
*massive giggles* I'm really glad this fic has had the desired effect on the two people I thought would most enjoy it. I was completely at a loss as to how to rate it, since it's somewhere between G and R.  |
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Post by Rosie on Apr 20, 2009 2:48:56 GMT 10
I actually think Kirsty would really like it too, I'm off to rec it to her ;D
Think you got the rating spot-on.
Still made me giggle madly third/fourth time round.
<3
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Post by Anaroriel on Apr 20, 2009 7:07:03 GMT 10
I actually laughed out loud when I finished reading it. I have such a dirty mind. ^^
Kudos to you: That was awesome.
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Post by Lisa on Apr 20, 2009 8:12:33 GMT 10
Yay for dirty minds! ^__^ Thanks - I'm glad you enjoyed it!!
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Mirage
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Post by Mirage on Apr 20, 2009 8:20:40 GMT 10
Nice buildup! I was scared the last line would forever corrupt my mind before I read it, then couldn't stop laughing after |
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Post by ubiquitous on Apr 20, 2009 10:16:12 GMT 10
Love this! You are totally awesome!  My only question is, that wasn't Tristan's tree, was it? |
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Post by Lisa on Apr 20, 2009 21:48:44 GMT 10
thank you, everyone, for the lovely comments! mirage - thanks for the feedback! I'm glad I didn't corrupt your mind 100%! Isha - LOL! that thought never once crossed my mind!! ^__^ |
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rainstormamaya
Soldier
Helps Kat get her Conte fix
~best known as May~
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Post by rainstormamaya on Apr 21, 2009 6:11:59 GMT 10
 *pauses for thought* *sheepishly fishes mind out of gutter* Well, you totally fooled me. ^^' I couldn't stop laughing when I finished it!
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Post by Lisa on Apr 21, 2009 12:27:12 GMT 10
Thanks, May!! I'm glad we all have dirty minds here at Goldenlake! ;D
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Fate
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Post by Fate on Apr 21, 2009 12:32:15 GMT 10
*jaw-DROP*
My brain. Is offically. Broken.
You're awesome Lisa.
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Post by Lisa on Apr 22, 2009 10:36:20 GMT 10
Yay! I broke another brain! ^__^ Thanks, Fate!!
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rubberduck
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Post by rubberduck on Apr 22, 2009 18:40:38 GMT 10
Bahahahahah, I'm sad it's not longer!! Actually, no, it was an absolute perfect length to achieve what you wanted to achieve! |
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Post by Lisa on Apr 23, 2009 5:57:35 GMT 10
hee-hee! The drabble format is great for little things like this. Thanks for reading, Kirsty! |
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Post by k4writer02 on Apr 27, 2009 10:19:03 GMT 10
Giggle. I've never seen Maura and Alan ficced together, especially so suggestively-but-actually-innocently. Nice, playful drabble.
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Post by Lisa on Apr 28, 2009 12:34:41 GMT 10
Thanks, Kate! Alan/Maura is something I don't think I've ever seen in fic - but maybe Rosie and I can change that in the future, since we both became so attached.
(we need to turn our pages of RPing into a fic!!)
I'm glad you enjoyed!
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anilaurel
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Post by anilaurel on Apr 28, 2009 13:38:21 GMT 10
Wow I read that and thought about hiding it from my parents, then I read the end a I about died laughing. Wonderful job.
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Post by Lisa on Apr 28, 2009 22:10:02 GMT 10
LOL! I would still hide it from your parents. They don't need to know what kind of innuendos you're exposing yourself too. Thanks!! |
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anilaurel
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Post by anilaurel on Apr 29, 2009 1:46:11 GMT 10
My Dad took me to Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and lets me read very graphic(cough) books. but I still love this.
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Minuit
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Helping George out of the Closet
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Post by Minuit on May 5, 2009 23:44:09 GMT 10
*giggles* OMG wow! Love it! I absolutely adore fic with innuendo. *grins* Great work.
And it is official, I have just as dirty a mind as everyone else here, teehehe.
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Post by Lisa on May 6, 2009 8:23:59 GMT 10
^__^ Huzzah for dirty, pervy minds! Thanks for reading. |
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Post by mistrali on Jan 22, 2013 22:59:41 GMT 10
I think I've been reading too much sappy Emelan fic, because my mind didn't go to the gutter for once... but I did think of kissing. Nice twist!
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I was reading going "PG-13?!")
