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Post by Shhasow on Jul 1, 2011 14:42:56 GMT 10
Title: Dating Advice Rating: G Couple: Kel/Lindhall Event: 110 word hurdle Words: 110 Summary: Getting advice from an unlikely source.
Clicking.
Flabbergasted pause.
“No, I don’t need a wife! Or a girlfriend.”
Clicking-- a whack of a bony tail.
“Yes, I’m sure, you ancient lump. You’re more than enough trouble for me.”
Thoughtful pause. Gentle clicks of talons to nose.
“What?! No, definitely not! Great Mithros, she’s less than half my age!”
Toes tapping.
“Humans are different, Bone. You’re thousands of years older than me, but we’re not canoodling.”
Slithering sounds, bony hands rubbing together.
“Yes, I know she has nice- wait! That doesn’t matter!”
Rush of clacks.
Grumpy silence.
“I can’t believe I’m taking dating advice from a skeleton.”
Teeth gnashing.
“Oh shut it, you worthless pile of bones.”
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Post by journeycat on Jul 1, 2011 14:49:55 GMT 10
...Oddly, I think Bone has some good points. Gee, I wonder what she has that's so nice that even Bone noticed.
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luinae
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crazy girl
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Post by luinae on Jul 1, 2011 14:50:02 GMT 10
I would take advice from bonedancer. LISTEN TO THE SKELETON LINDHALL!
This fic is so hilarious!
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Post by ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2011 22:23:49 GMT 10
Oh this is precious! Love Bone in this, totally makes it.
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Post by Seek on Jul 2, 2011 0:59:24 GMT 10
I totally love this, Nat, especially the way Lindhall and Bone are totally communicating even though we have no idea what Bone is saying. Still, we get the idea- it's hilarious!
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sidonie
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lunatic, lover, and poet
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Post by sidonie on Jul 2, 2011 1:20:20 GMT 10
So perfect. Sparse and yet absolutely complete, funny, and I love the use of Bone.
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Post by PeroxidePirate on Jul 7, 2011 9:46:28 GMT 10
Awesome!! <3
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Post by Lisa on Jul 7, 2011 21:27:46 GMT 10
Hahahahaha! This is awesome.
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Moony
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Post by Moony on Jul 7, 2011 22:31:48 GMT 10
This is so great! Bone is just adorable and I love how frustrated Lindhall gets
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