Post by wordy on May 30, 2011 19:03:15 GMT 10
Gossip Gixie
by Greenie, Inthefire, and LadyArianne
SPOTTED: The very healthy big cats in the palace menagerie. It seems as though a pair of magical animal lovers have been using their non-existent illness as a cover story…
WHO: has made the weather-witch angry? We suggest you take an umbrella with you for the next day or two…
SPOTTED: a mysterious lady knight keeping the Knight Commander company.
WHICH: pair of Dogs have taken to doing their own private baton practice after watch?
WHAT: happened in the Copper Isles? Rumour has it that the Lioness reacts oddly to birds after the visit to the Kyprish capital.
WHY: does Duke Roger need a new bed? We saw him levitating a burning mass outside his window…perhaps the question is who?
SEEN: a new seamstress and her red-headed friend just moved in. How long until they too fall in love with Keladry?
WHAT: is the cause of the broken door in the royals chambers? Was it a sword thrown by Her Majesty (again) or perhaps it was just His Majesty ducking a spell from our favourite red haired lioness?
WHY: is the mess hall covered in bright pink hearts? And why is the training master blushing bright red?
WHO: is responsible for stealing half of the Own’s clothes in the middle of the night? Whoever it is, we salute you!
WHEN: did Lady Keladry get that oddly shaped bruise on her neck? And why is she so nervous about it?
HOW: did anybody convince his majesty to attend the ball in an awful bright pink concoction? And why for the love of gods did they wish to?
SEEN: a certain dead mage wandering around the palace, it seems that somebody has woken up Roger again.
MISSING: sausages from the palace kitchen … the chef is currently wielding a butchers knife muttering about a certain ‘mangy dog’.
HEARD: a fight from the war rooms. Did the training master insult the lioness again? Or were they just fighting over the seat furthest away from his majesty?
QUESTIONABLE: Prince Jonathon’s affection for Squire Alan. He says they’re “just friends” but why are they blushing?
WHICH: thief-turned-mage has stolen another priceless plant from Dedicate Crane’s greenhouse? He should have learnt after the first three times that he would never get away with it.