Post by Katty on Mar 13, 2011 22:07:55 GMT 10
SMACKDOWN 2011
ROUND 1 FIGHT A - WINNERS FIC
DOM/EVIN v JONATHAN/ZAHIR
ROUND 1 FIGHT A - WINNERS FIC
DOM/EVIN v JONATHAN/ZAHIR
Sergeant Domitan of Masbolle glanced at the door before him. “This is it,” he remarked to Evin Larse, Commander of the Queen’s Riders and man-lover extraordinaire. “This is where the note said to come.”
Evin squinted at the small brass plate on the door. “Secret Headquarters of Team Bend-a-lot.” He grunted. “Doesn’t sound very secret.”
Dom shrugged. “This is the place.” He raised a hand to knock on the door, but before he got a chance, the door swung open to reveal a very haughty, very good looking Bazhir teenager.
The young man looked them up and down. “Domitan and Evin, I presume?” he drawled, sneering. “You may come in. My bed-master, I mean, knight-master, is expecting you.” He beckoned for them to come in. “Close the door behind you, and follow me.”
The men did as he said. As they walked down a dark hallway, lit only by the odd mage-globe, Evin nudged Dom. “I guess he’s the ‘bend’ part of team Bend-a-lot” he snickered, before Dom silenced him with a look.
The Bazhir teenager brought them into an open room, with a huge balcony that overlooked the forest. He gestured to a round table with four seats. “Sit here, and wait. I return in a few moments.” He turned on his heel and left the room.
Evin shot Dom a quizzical look, but Dom just shrugged and sat down.
“Aren’t you at all worried?” Evin asked.
Dom shook his head. “Of course not. If I get into any kind of trouble, Keladry will be here in a flash to rescue me.” He reached over and squeezed Evin’s hand. “Whoever this guy is, he’ll be sorry he messed with us. If he ever gets here.”
“I’m already here,” came a low voice from the other side of the room. The men looked over, startled, but all they could see was the back of an armchair. Then, as if magic – nay, with magic – the armchair slowly swiveled around, to reveal a tall, dark haired man dressed entirely in blue and wearing a sizeable gold crown. It was the King.
“Woah,” whispered Dom. “A magic armchair!”
Jonathan grinned. “Do you like it? I had Numair Salmalin make it for me. He thought it was a giant waste of time, but now look who is right!” he said smugly. “Anyway, I digress. Zahir?” he called out.
The dark teenager appeared, wearing nothing but a loin cloth and a lot of baby oil. “Sire?”
“Is everything ready?” Jon asked, cryptically.
“Of course,” Zahir replied. He turned to Dom and Evin. “His Majesty wishes to have a serious discussion with you.”
“I do indeed” confirmed Jonathan. “You two – and your antics – are cramping our style. I used to be the only heartthrob around here. When I took up with Zahir here, it was to set a trend, and push the envelope a bit.”
“And because you love me,” added Zahir.
“What? Oh, right.” Jonathan said distractedly. “Anyway. You need to cease your antics. I am sick of people confusing my blue eyes for yours, and for not giving me the proper adoration I deserve. Stop pushing my envelope – I want to push it myself!”
Dom stood up angrily. “Or what? You’ll have us killed?” he asked, sarcastically.
Jonathan chucked. “Of course not.” He stepped closer to Dom, his blue eyes threatening. “I will kill you myself.”
Zahir launched himself at Evin, knocking him out of his chair. At the same time, Dom threw himself onto Jon.
Both couples wrestled, heaving about on the floor. Zahir hauled Evin to his feet by his shirt, ripping it off in the process. Evin kicked Zahir, knocking the younger man down. As he fell, Zahir grabbed Evin’s pants, pulling them down with him, and tripping the Rider over.
Jon held Dom down, punching him in the face while Dom grabbed at his shirt, accidently undoing all the buttons in the process. Dom grabbed at Jon’s sleek, smooth chest with his nails, trying to find something to hold onto. Suddenly his fingertips touched a nipple, and he grabbed hold of it, twisting it with all his might.
“YEOW!” screamed Jonathan, who pulled away immediately. “Oh god! You stretched it!” He threw his shirt off in rage.
Zahir looked over from where he was sitting on Evin, biting him, suddenly concerned. “Sire, are you okay?” Evin took the opportunity to grab a vase and smash it over Zahir’s head. The Zahir slumped over, and Evin scrambled from under him.
Dom and Evin looked at each other, nodded once, and threw themselves at Jon. Dom discarded his clothes in the process, knowing he fought better in only a loincloth, and latched on to Jon’s legs, pulling his pants off. The force of the two men sent Jon crashing out onto the balcony.
The three men fought viciously, becoming hotter, slipperier and more frustrated in the process. The yells roused Zahir, who crawled to the balcony and threw himself into the mix. All four struggled with each other, landing kicks, punches and love bites on lover and foe alike. Suddenly, the four took a tumble closer to the edge of the balcony.
“Oh Gods!” Jonathan screamed. “There is no railing!”
- - -
At a distance, a Palace Guard heard a commotion. Heading to a disused wing of the Palace, he saw one body, and then another, fall from a high balcony. At a run, he rushed to the garden below, yelling for assistance, Healers, anyone who could help.
Stumbling through the overgrown hedges and untamed weeds, the guard finally staggered into a clearing, where two naked, male bodies lay. He made the sign, praying to the Gods, as he instantly recognized the two deceased men - King Jonathan, and his Squire, Zahir.
- - -
THE RESULT:DRAW TEAM UNDERPANTS!
A sudden death round will take place at a time to be disclosed in the coming days – only one pairing can progress! The losers from that fight will find their identities confirmed in the above fic!
BREAKDOWN:
Initial Fight:
Dom/Evin: 266 Fics
Jonathan/Zahir: 266 Fics
Excluded Fics: 12 Fics
TOTAL: 544 Fics
SUDDEN DEATH
Dom/Evin: 245 Fics
Jonathan/Zahir: 228 Fics
Excluded Fics: 56 Fics (WTF guys!)
TOTAL: 529 Fics
OVERALL
Dom/Evin: 511 Fics
Jonathan/Zahir: 494 Fics
Excluded Fics: 68 Fics
TOTAL: 1,073 Fics
THANK YOU: To the SMACKDOWN Admin (Ubiquitous, and especially Rosie who painstakingly oversaw the QC process) and Mods (Mandi, Wordy, Greenie, Cassandra, Inthefire, Jazzyjess and Peroxidepirate) as well as all the participants and spectators!
This fighthas been epic, and its not over yet! was epic.
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THE RESULT:
BREAKDOWN:
Initial Fight:
Dom/Evin: 266 Fics
Jonathan/Zahir: 266 Fics
Excluded Fics: 12 Fics
TOTAL: 544 Fics
SUDDEN DEATH
Dom/Evin: 245 Fics
Jonathan/Zahir: 228 Fics
Excluded Fics: 56 Fics (WTF guys!)
TOTAL: 529 Fics
OVERALL
Dom/Evin: 511 Fics
Jonathan/Zahir: 494 Fics
Excluded Fics: 68 Fics
TOTAL: 1,073 Fics
THANK YOU: To the SMACKDOWN Admin (Ubiquitous, and especially Rosie who painstakingly oversaw the QC process) and Mods (Mandi, Wordy, Greenie, Cassandra, Inthefire, Jazzyjess and Peroxidepirate) as well as all the participants and spectators!
This fight
ETA: MODS IF YOU FIND THIS BEFORE ANY MEMBERS, DON'T COMMENT. We're waiting to see when people *notice*
A draw! 
