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Post by nicolababola on Mar 20, 2011 8:38:06 GMT 10
Title: Naughty Letter Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 193 Pairing: Jon/Zahir Round/Fight: 1/A Summary: A most loyal knight, summoned by a raunchy letter
“You summoned me, your majesty?”
“Zahir, how many times do I have to tell you? It’s just Jon when we’re alone.”
At this, Zahir broke out into a large smile and laughed.
“Of course Jon! And how can I resist such a request when you’ve sent me such a considerate welcome home letter? Allow me to read an excerpt, if you may, now that we’re alone…?”
My most loyal knight Kneel before me, so I may tap you Once, twice, three times With my sword, with which you are so familiar Accept it with your Hands, mouth, ass…
“I mean really Jon, it started off well enough, but I thought you were far more eloquent than ass!”
“You wound me, Zahir!” Jon exclaimed with mock hurt. “And here I thought you liked my poetry. I put my heart and soul into and…”
“Relax, Jon. It’s but a simple jest. I loved your poetry, if you want to call it that. But as for putting your heart and soul into such a thing? I think not. When you're in this kind of mood, you’re the type of man who thinks with his nether regions.”
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Post by Seek on Mar 24, 2011 18:47:23 GMT 10
Oh dear, this one is really funny! And oh, Jon. Your innuendo needs work
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