Minuit
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Helping George out of the Closet
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Post by Minuit on Mar 8, 2011 9:36:23 GMT 10
Title: So not true (1) Rating: PG-13 Word count: 199 Pairing: Jonathan/Zahir Round/Fight: Round 1 Fight A Summary: Jonathan is not in denial. The rumours simply are not true. Jon didn't know who started the rumours about Contés and their squires. But he would have gladly run them down on Darkness. Just because he and Alanna had a brief affair doesn't mean Contés always slept with their squires. His father didn't. He simply couldn't imagine his father doing such a thing. Although there had been whispers, and there was that winter when his mother wouldn't so much as look at his father. He quickly shut down that thought. And Roger, well, it was probably better not to speculate about Roger and Alex. That train of thought could give him nightmares for years. So these whispers about Contés always sleeping with their squires was clearly rubbish. He had no inclination to sleep with his current squire, Zahir. Absolutely none. Besides, being Zahir's Voice of the Tribes as well as his King and Knight Master made anything like that extremely awkward. He didn't constantly imagine running his hands down that lovely dark skin. He certainly didn't daydream about those hard-as-steel muscles. Above all, he most definitely did not want Zahir to unlock the adjoining room's door and come to his room at night. No. He. Did. Not. ------ ETA: stupid copy and paste on my mobile messed up all my apostophes let me know if you find any missing ones. QC by: Katty
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sidonie
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Post by sidonie on Mar 8, 2011 9:50:59 GMT 10
Heh. I love Jon's suspiciously specific denial. This is fun, and I like how you make forum jokes a part of fic.
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Post by Fenella on Mar 8, 2011 9:59:12 GMT 10
Suuuuure, Jon. We believe you (not). Have fun in crazy denial land!
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Post by Shhasow on Mar 8, 2011 12:08:45 GMT 10
Awesome ;D
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Minuit
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Helping George out of the Closet
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Post by Minuit on Mar 8, 2011 13:11:10 GMT 10
Thank Jon's just so believable isn't he?
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Minuit
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Helping George out of the Closet
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Post by Minuit on Mar 9, 2011 20:59:13 GMT 10
I have no idea why the appostrophes are weird :S I can't see the wacky ones in this browser and I don't know how to fix it :S
HELP??
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Post by wordy on Mar 9, 2011 21:00:43 GMT 10
How's that?
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Minuit
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Helping George out of the Closet
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Post by Minuit on Mar 9, 2011 21:08:59 GMT 10
Ok, So I worked it out, the appostrophes are fine on Google chrome, they're boxes on Firefox, and little cross/dash-like things in IE :S. Now to figure out how to get rid of them ...
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Post by wordy on Mar 9, 2011 21:11:51 GMT 10
Yeah, I have Firefox and they came up as boxes. Do they look okay now? If so, I can fix the others for you if you like.
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Minuit
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Helping George out of the Closet
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Post by Minuit on Mar 9, 2011 21:16:11 GMT 10
Yeah I'm in firefox now and they look fine. I went into edit the other one and saw the box-things. Hopefully it's fixed, I re-typed all the appostrophes, lol just in case.
Stupidest thing ever. I went into edit my post on google chrome and my mobile before this and neither showed me the boxes. I could see some random boxes on my mobile, but only in the browser, not in the edit box. >.< technology=fail.
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Muse
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Post by Muse on Mar 21, 2011 13:14:42 GMT 10
Oh, well, Jon, if you say so, then I have to totally believe you, don't I?
*unconvinced*
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Post by Seek on Mar 24, 2011 18:12:46 GMT 10
Jon, you need TV Tropes. There's something called a 'suspiciously specific denial.'
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