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Post by Shhasow on Mar 19, 2011 15:32:37 GMT 10
Title: Awesome Not Drunk Fic Rating: R for Really Written at a teRrible moment. Word count: Enough - wordcounter says 123 words, but I think it's a little more than that now Pairin: Jon/Zahir Round/Fight: 1A Summary: Two pretty people do each other. THen two more pretty people do each other. Rating for sexual contact.
Evin walked in the door. He saw Dom, who had just returned from a long patrol with the Own.
"Dom!" he cried. "You're so sexy! Do me now!"
Dom agreed that this was a very good idea. They ripped off each other's clothes like animals and did each other.
They took turns because they were gentlemen.
When they were all done and clean, they decide to do it again. And again. Until Evin made Rider commander and Dom made Own commander over Raoul, who was a bit pissed about the decision but couldn't do anything because Jon was in Kel's pocket who was in Dom's pocket. Who was in Jon's pocket.
Then Jon and Zahir made sexy time and everyone cheered. Then they did it again, made Zahir the Voice of the Bazhir, and everyone (including Cass) was very happy.
THE END.
Excluded by Katty - Do I even have to say why?
EDIT: No Katty. No you do not.
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Muse
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Post by Muse on Mar 19, 2011 15:35:03 GMT 10
I love this. Nat, you are fantastic. This is art. Pure, art.
I'm glad you proved to me that you are, in fact, healthy.
This certainly convinced me.
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Griff
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Post by Griff on Mar 19, 2011 15:36:24 GMT 10
I - speechless, darling. It's brilliant. A masterpiece. You should play 'Prosper's Peacock' more often.
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Post by Seek on Mar 24, 2011 20:07:11 GMT 10
Is it shameful if I confess to giggling at the exchange between you and Katty?
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