Post by Shhasow on Mar 20, 2011 5:32:01 GMT 10
Title: Tkaa’s Odd Question
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 308
Pairing: Jon/Zahir
Round/Fight: 1A
Summary: Tkaa spies something unusual and asks his friend about it. Rating for implied sex.
“Good morning, Daine.”
At the whispery words, the wildmage looked up from her anatomy book and smiled at the basilisk. “Hello Tkaa. How are you?”
Pause. “Daine, I have a question.”
A light frown on her soft face, Daine put aside her book. Tkaa seemed somehow off-kilter, uneasy. “Sure thing. What is it?”
Pause. “A question about human mating practices.”
Daine blushed furiously. “Is this about that time when you saw Numair and I...” She trailed off.
He shook his head once. “My questions on that front are long satisfied.” Daine vaguely wondered just who had satisfied Tkaa’s curiosity, but his next words drove the thought from her mind. “No, what I would like to know is whether it is customary human mating practice to procreate through another orifice.” At Daine’s open mouth and wide eyes, he continued, the tip of his tail flicking anxiously. “I had never before witnessed this, as you humans are normally very private, but both men seemed to be quite happy.”
Daine choked. Tkaa sighed. “I fear I have offended you. My apologies, wildmage. Perhaps I shall ask your husband.”
“No!” That word came out easily enough, though she struggled mightily to force out the next embarrassing parts. “It happens, I suppose. It-It’s not very common, really, but some people.” Daine shrugged helplessly.
Tkaa nodded thoughtfully, thanked her, and advised her not to travel down a certain path for a while. After Daine thanked him profusely, Tkaa continued his meandering stroll in the gardens. As he munched on a nice bit of precious stone, he reflected that it was likely a very good thing that he had not told his friend of the two males’ identities. She might not have liked to know that it was her friend Jonathan and his former squire, the Bazhir Zahir, who were engaging in such an activity.
Excluded by Katty - not sufficiently connected to pairing.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 308
Pairing: Jon/Zahir
Round/Fight: 1A
Summary: Tkaa spies something unusual and asks his friend about it. Rating for implied sex.
“Good morning, Daine.”
At the whispery words, the wildmage looked up from her anatomy book and smiled at the basilisk. “Hello Tkaa. How are you?”
Pause. “Daine, I have a question.”
A light frown on her soft face, Daine put aside her book. Tkaa seemed somehow off-kilter, uneasy. “Sure thing. What is it?”
Pause. “A question about human mating practices.”
Daine blushed furiously. “Is this about that time when you saw Numair and I...” She trailed off.
He shook his head once. “My questions on that front are long satisfied.” Daine vaguely wondered just who had satisfied Tkaa’s curiosity, but his next words drove the thought from her mind. “No, what I would like to know is whether it is customary human mating practice to procreate through another orifice.” At Daine’s open mouth and wide eyes, he continued, the tip of his tail flicking anxiously. “I had never before witnessed this, as you humans are normally very private, but both men seemed to be quite happy.”
Daine choked. Tkaa sighed. “I fear I have offended you. My apologies, wildmage. Perhaps I shall ask your husband.”
“No!” That word came out easily enough, though she struggled mightily to force out the next embarrassing parts. “It happens, I suppose. It-It’s not very common, really, but some people.” Daine shrugged helplessly.
Tkaa nodded thoughtfully, thanked her, and advised her not to travel down a certain path for a while. After Daine thanked him profusely, Tkaa continued his meandering stroll in the gardens. As he munched on a nice bit of precious stone, he reflected that it was likely a very good thing that he had not told his friend of the two males’ identities. She might not have liked to know that it was her friend Jonathan and his former squire, the Bazhir Zahir, who were engaging in such an activity.
Excluded by Katty - not sufficiently connected to pairing.