Post by sidonie on Apr 27, 2011 5:33:27 GMT 10
Title: He Might've Thought
Rating: PG-13 (mentions of sex/sexuality)
Word Count: 179
Pairing: Gary/Raoul – Team Moustache Curtains
Round/Fight: 2C
Summary: Gary is trying to read. Raoul has other ideas.
Author's Note: The second of my series inspired by/based on the song "If You Were Gay," from Avenue Q. Each one will start with quotes, though the first few are actually dialog rather than lyrics.
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NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me . . .
ROD
That's very interesting.
NICKY
He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!
When he spotted Gary lounging in an an apple tree, Raoul immediately climbed to the top and commandeered a branch. He adjusted his seat, casting a sidelong glance at the other squire. His friend had his nose buried in his book, as usual, and seemed to be studiously ignoring his companion. This was a problem to be fixed.
“Francis wants me to bed him,” he announced loudly.
Gary almost fell out of the tree. “WHAT?”
“We were eating together today, and he tried flirting.” The large squire chuckled, remembering the boy's flushed face and stuttering speech. “He was hopeless at it, but I got the message.”
“I—what—Francis beds men?”
“What did you think he and Jon were doing this whole time?”
Gary could only stammer in shock. He gaped at Raoul, who grinned.
“I turned him down, of course. I prefer ladies. Though he's almost pretty enough to be one.” Raoul silently apologized to Francis for spreading his secret, but the expression on his friend's normally unflappable face was worth every word.
QC by: journeycat
Rating: PG-13 (mentions of sex/sexuality)
Word Count: 179
Pairing: Gary/Raoul – Team Moustache Curtains
Round/Fight: 2C
Summary: Gary is trying to read. Raoul has other ideas.
Author's Note: The second of my series inspired by/based on the song "If You Were Gay," from Avenue Q. Each one will start with quotes, though the first few are actually dialog rather than lyrics.
~~~~~~
NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me . . .
ROD
That's very interesting.
NICKY
He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!
When he spotted Gary lounging in an an apple tree, Raoul immediately climbed to the top and commandeered a branch. He adjusted his seat, casting a sidelong glance at the other squire. His friend had his nose buried in his book, as usual, and seemed to be studiously ignoring his companion. This was a problem to be fixed.
“Francis wants me to bed him,” he announced loudly.
Gary almost fell out of the tree. “WHAT?”
“We were eating together today, and he tried flirting.” The large squire chuckled, remembering the boy's flushed face and stuttering speech. “He was hopeless at it, but I got the message.”
“I—what—Francis beds men?”
“What did you think he and Jon were doing this whole time?”
Gary could only stammer in shock. He gaped at Raoul, who grinned.
“I turned him down, of course. I prefer ladies. Though he's almost pretty enough to be one.” Raoul silently apologized to Francis for spreading his secret, but the expression on his friend's normally unflappable face was worth every word.
QC by: journeycat