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Post by Rosie on Apr 1, 2011 22:22:54 GMT 10
Title: Springtime Itch Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 207 words Pairing: Neal/Owen Round/Fight: 1/E Summary: Neal explains his feelings about SMACKDOWN. For Lisa <3 Warning for mention of character death.
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"Marriage is... nice."
Owen rolled over on his side, his clear grey eyes showing his scepticism. "Marriage is nice?" he repeated. “You wrote odes to the way she breathes, and all you have for me by way of advice is that being forever united with the one you love is nice.”
Neal fidgeted in his seat. “I’m in somewhat of a rut right now,” he confessed, lowering his voice. “I call it my Springtime Itch. It lasted only a week last year, but I cannot tell you the sorts of things I imagined doing with Kel. I can’t help but feel that it’s going to last longer this year.”
There was a long silence as Owen digested this, and then he asked, “What does Yuki think of this?”
“I don’t tell her!” Neal exclaimed. “I value my life - and hers.” His cheeks flushed pink. “I spend half my time dreaming about Yuki disappearing into a ravine in the spring. Once, she was crushed by a ton of falling bricks. I’ve been trying to avoid her.”
“So, Kel was your - your Itch last year,” Owen said slowly. “Who is it this year?”
Neal hesitated. “Well, Owen, about that...”
QC by: journeycat
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Post by Muse on Apr 1, 2011 23:39:29 GMT 10
Oh man, Katty. This is amazing--brilliant! I laughed so hard Awesome! EDIT: I realize that everyone is someone else. I just give in. I'm calling it like I see it. Right now I see Katty. Latertimes, well... I guess I'll look silly. But whatever...there's too many people running around crazyline on Glake (when isn't there?) ;D
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Post by Rosie on Apr 2, 2011 0:07:59 GMT 10
Thanks, Muse! (although I suspect you haven't checked out the latest announcement thread )
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Post by Lisa on Apr 2, 2011 0:10:28 GMT 10
Ah, I love this so very much!! ^_____^
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Post by journeycat on Apr 2, 2011 0:50:29 GMT 10
Hee, I love all the things that Neal imagines happening to Yuki!
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Post by Rosie on Apr 2, 2011 2:04:48 GMT 10
Thank you! I couldn't resist it.
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Post by infinite on Apr 2, 2011 20:32:51 GMT 10
This made me giggle so much! Love it!
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Post by pandora on May 31, 2011 12:29:00 GMT 10
Ah, Rosie! This is amazing.
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Post by Rosie on May 31, 2011 20:54:50 GMT 10
Thanks ;D
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Post by queenscovegirl on Jun 27, 2011 14:11:08 GMT 10
Hehehe, "Well Owen about that..." brilliant!! So funny, I loved this!
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