Post by Verasque on Nov 23, 2009 15:32:09 GMT 10
Title: All In A Day's Work
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Raoul & Buri's upcoming nuptials reveal one too many secrets about its invitees.
Notes: This is the brain-child of Ren (greenie) and I. We co-wrote this fic as an extended, and delayed response to Twitter Weekend. Many thanks to the people who contributed usernames in the Character Usernames thread - I (because Ren didn't) sort of stole a few. Other than that, hope you enjoy
GiantKiller
The only thing worse than social functions is PLANNING them.
GiantKiller
@tko Never get married.
regalanddashing
@giantkiller You're supposed to wait until AFTER you're married to get into trouble with your wife.
GiantKiller
@regalanddashing Oh, cause you're the expert at the marriage thing?
sir_lioness
@regalanddashing Says the man who lasted all of 3 hrs.
regalanddashing
@sir_lioness Don't exaggerate, my Champion.
Numair_Salmalin
Sarralyn and Kit missing Mama... Me missing Daine
desk_knight
@regalanddashing She's not. Even I know better than to make sex jokes to a nervous virgin.
desk_knight
is at risk of being buried under mountains of paperwork.
regalanddashing
Has no idea what everyone's talking about.
sexy_green_eyes
@rogueatheart69 www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNrC_LejkTc 5 silver nobles she barfs just by watching it.
group_askew4l
@giantkiller Be thankful you aren't being forced into a dress!
GiantKiller
@group_askew4l Just go commando, Commander. It'll save time. Not like the dress will be on you for very long.
sexy_green_eyes
SiR_mEaThEaD IS NOT THE REAL NEAL! THIS IS!
SiR_mEaThEaD
sexy_green_eyes IS NOT THE REAL NEAL! THIS IS!
rogueatheart69
@giantkiller Alanna's dress needed fixing after our wedding night
the_middlecub
Someone mistakenly told me this was a good way to keep in touch. Not that it would scar my eyes.
the_middlecub
@sir_lioness Ma, could you tell Da to get a new screenname? Those numbers have other meanings attached to them...
jollyowened
Just saw sparrows flying in strange formations over the capital!!! Rly awsome!!!
Thayet
www.morilee.com/verLarge.php?archivo=Picture/8404/img0.jpg&archivo2=Picture/8404/img0large.jpg This blue will suit Alanna well.
desk_knight
@thayet You sure we're going to be able to even see Alanna?
wildmage123
Mama Bird missing Baby Bird and Flying Star! Daine missing silk sheets.. and naughty Black Mage. Twigs not comfy.
sir_lioness
@thayet You're right, nice colour. Pity it's on such a hideous dress.
GiantKiller
@desk_knight She'll probably be grateful.
sparkly_purple
Was reading those old books I found. No offence Ma, but Da's ancestors were way cooler than yours.
group_askew4l
@thayet Why can’t she wear that sexy dress that George bought her? You could get a matching one! Weddings are supposed to be happy…
sir_lioness
@group_askew4l How do you know about that?!
regalanddashing
is packing. Looking forward to seeing Persopolis again.
regalanddashing
@sir_lioness We’ve all seen it, don’t you remember? George, do you still have the link you bought it from?
GiantKiller
@regalanddashing Shouldn't have to remind you to stay AWAY from the Black City.
desk_knight
@giantkiller Agreed. Arrange constant supervision please?
rogueatheart69
@regalanddashing Reckon she’d had a bit too much by then. www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Dresses/Printed/Tulle+Hot+To+Handle+Dress
rogueatheart69
@the_middlecub The chick doesn’t need to teach the rooster how to peck, my lad.
wildmage123
is actually twittering.
group_askew4l
is thinking she should just take her sexy Giantkiller and elope instead.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Raoul & Buri's upcoming nuptials reveal one too many secrets about its invitees.
Notes: This is the brain-child of Ren (greenie) and I. We co-wrote this fic as an extended, and delayed response to Twitter Weekend. Many thanks to the people who contributed usernames in the Character Usernames thread - I (because Ren didn't) sort of stole a few. Other than that, hope you enjoy
GiantKiller
The only thing worse than social functions is PLANNING them.
GiantKiller
@tko Never get married.
regalanddashing
@giantkiller You're supposed to wait until AFTER you're married to get into trouble with your wife.
GiantKiller
@regalanddashing Oh, cause you're the expert at the marriage thing?
sir_lioness
@regalanddashing Says the man who lasted all of 3 hrs.
regalanddashing
@sir_lioness Don't exaggerate, my Champion.
Numair_Salmalin
Sarralyn and Kit missing Mama... Me missing Daine
desk_knight
@regalanddashing She's not. Even I know better than to make sex jokes to a nervous virgin.
desk_knight
is at risk of being buried under mountains of paperwork.
regalanddashing
Has no idea what everyone's talking about.
sexy_green_eyes
@rogueatheart69 www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNrC_LejkTc 5 silver nobles she barfs just by watching it.
group_askew4l
@giantkiller Be thankful you aren't being forced into a dress!
GiantKiller
@group_askew4l Just go commando, Commander. It'll save time. Not like the dress will be on you for very long.
sexy_green_eyes
SiR_mEaThEaD IS NOT THE REAL NEAL! THIS IS!
SiR_mEaThEaD
sexy_green_eyes IS NOT THE REAL NEAL! THIS IS!
rogueatheart69
@giantkiller Alanna's dress needed fixing after our wedding night
the_middlecub
Someone mistakenly told me this was a good way to keep in touch. Not that it would scar my eyes.
the_middlecub
@sir_lioness Ma, could you tell Da to get a new screenname? Those numbers have other meanings attached to them...
jollyowened
Just saw sparrows flying in strange formations over the capital!!! Rly awsome!!!
Thayet
www.morilee.com/verLarge.php?archivo=Picture/8404/img0.jpg&archivo2=Picture/8404/img0large.jpg This blue will suit Alanna well.
desk_knight
@thayet You sure we're going to be able to even see Alanna?
wildmage123
Mama Bird missing Baby Bird and Flying Star! Daine missing silk sheets.. and naughty Black Mage. Twigs not comfy.
sir_lioness
@thayet You're right, nice colour. Pity it's on such a hideous dress.
GiantKiller
@desk_knight She'll probably be grateful.
sparkly_purple
Was reading those old books I found. No offence Ma, but Da's ancestors were way cooler than yours.
group_askew4l
@thayet Why can’t she wear that sexy dress that George bought her? You could get a matching one! Weddings are supposed to be happy…
sir_lioness
@group_askew4l How do you know about that?!
regalanddashing
is packing. Looking forward to seeing Persopolis again.
regalanddashing
@sir_lioness We’ve all seen it, don’t you remember? George, do you still have the link you bought it from?
GiantKiller
@regalanddashing Shouldn't have to remind you to stay AWAY from the Black City.
desk_knight
@giantkiller Agreed. Arrange constant supervision please?
rogueatheart69
@regalanddashing Reckon she’d had a bit too much by then. www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Dresses/Printed/Tulle+Hot+To+Handle+Dress
rogueatheart69
@the_middlecub The chick doesn’t need to teach the rooster how to peck, my lad.
wildmage123
is actually twittering.
group_askew4l
is thinking she should just take her sexy Giantkiller and elope instead.