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Post by Cass on Feb 19, 2010 14:21:53 GMT 10
Title: Secret to Success Rating: G Length: 154 Competitor: Joren Round: 1/E Summary: Joren has something to show Kel.
I make no apologies. Warning: OOC-ness here is rampant.
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It's the key to his success, he says, but Kel doesn't exactly believe that one small container could hold the key to anything that impressive.
Unless it's an actual key. But that would be weird, right?
Joren is ceremonially unscrewing the lid. It comes off, and he looks down into the container with reverence.
"You may see, Keladry," he says. "If you like."
Kel leans over to look into the jar.
She pauses. Blinks. Looks again just to be sure.
"Your secret to success... is edible body glitter."
Joren nods and smiles hugely, relieved that she apparently gets it. "That's correct."
Kel sits back. "Uh-huh. Right."
The blond in front of her beckons her closer and Kel leans forward again, morbidly curious to know what he's going to say now. "Just between you and me," Joren whispers, "Lord Wyldon's favorite flavor is strawberry."
"So, are you going to show me your scented lotions next?"
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Post by max on Feb 19, 2010 14:45:21 GMT 10
Win. This is just so fabulous ;D
EDIT - he would actually look soooo epic in glittering armour.
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Post by Bec on Feb 19, 2010 14:57:42 GMT 10
haha, this is great!!
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Post by journeycat on Feb 19, 2010 16:57:00 GMT 10
Bahahahahah you actually did the glitter! I love it. Joren is so proud of his glitter
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Post by PeroxidePirate on Feb 19, 2010 23:57:35 GMT 10
WIN!
(And only OOC in the sense that most crack!fic is, a little.)
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Post by Lisa on Feb 22, 2010 2:45:12 GMT 10
Ah, thank you for throwing Wyldon in there... it totally made my morning!
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Post by Cass on Feb 23, 2010 5:06:29 GMT 10
Thanks! And how could I not throw Wyldon in? He makes everything better!
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Post by dragonbat on Feb 23, 2010 5:25:15 GMT 10
I lol'd!
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