Post by Kit on Mar 21, 2010 14:21:24 GMT 10
Title: Ship me to Carthak
Rating: G
Length: 153
Round: 3/A
Competitor: Alanna
Summary: Neal finds knowledge through injury
“Here.” Gruff affection as Neal groaned, shifting to ease the ache in his side. “Have some of this.”
“Isn’t this meant to be a—uh—character building experience?”
Something cool and hard was shoved into his hands. “Shut up.”
“Well, if you insist on making life more bearable for hapless Squires after you’ve annihilate them with sw—oh.”
“It’s bruise balm. Not poison,”
“Label me very impressed,” Neal whispered.
“What was that?”
Neal swallowed. Considered. He could, he thought, perhaps last a week. “Nothing, Lioness. Only…if you teach me how to make this, I’ll do all your sewing for a month. And be subordinate and groveling. This is the best I’ve ever seen. It always worked.”
“Neal.”
“No one has any idea it was you. I imagine that was the point, of course, but Mithros, Kel’s going to be—”
“Neal.”
“She is going to be delighted it was you all along, Lioness.”
Rating: G
Length: 153
Round: 3/A
Competitor: Alanna
Summary: Neal finds knowledge through injury
“Here.” Gruff affection as Neal groaned, shifting to ease the ache in his side. “Have some of this.”
“Isn’t this meant to be a—uh—character building experience?”
Something cool and hard was shoved into his hands. “Shut up.”
“Well, if you insist on making life more bearable for hapless Squires after you’ve annihilate them with sw—oh.”
“It’s bruise balm. Not poison,”
“Label me very impressed,” Neal whispered.
“What was that?”
Neal swallowed. Considered. He could, he thought, perhaps last a week. “Nothing, Lioness. Only…if you teach me how to make this, I’ll do all your sewing for a month. And be subordinate and groveling. This is the best I’ve ever seen. It always worked.”
“Neal.”
“No one has any idea it was you. I imagine that was the point, of course, but Mithros, Kel’s going to be—”
“Neal.”
“She is going to be delighted it was you all along, Lioness.”
Maybe once we'd have seen it during Smackdown!