Post by Alliecat on Mar 23, 2010 11:30:26 GMT 10
Title: Drunk 5
Rating: PG
Length: 141
Competitor: Alanna
Round/Fight: 3/A
Summary: Alanna and Kel find other ways to occupy their time.
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Alanna and Kel stumbled into the Lioness’s quarters. Kel helped Alanna onto her bed, only dropping her once. “You’re a really nice friend,” Alanna said, “That’s probably why you have a much better life than I do.”
“No I don’t,” Kel responded, “I don’t even have a man.” Tears began to well in the corners of her eyes.
Alanna looked slightly confused. “I thought that you were in a relationship with that boy, CleCle.”
Kel began to sniffle. “He didn’t want me anymore. He had to go marry some other girl. And his name was Cleanna.”
Alanna nodded, her face solemn. “Cleanna,” she said, “Just like Alanna. But that’s so sad, Kel. Men are idiots. They’re useless.”
“No they’re not,” Kel moaned, “You need them for bed.”
“No you don’t,” Alanna told her, “Women work just as well. I’ll show you.”
Rating: PG
Length: 141
Competitor: Alanna
Round/Fight: 3/A
Summary: Alanna and Kel find other ways to occupy their time.
:::
Alanna and Kel stumbled into the Lioness’s quarters. Kel helped Alanna onto her bed, only dropping her once. “You’re a really nice friend,” Alanna said, “That’s probably why you have a much better life than I do.”
“No I don’t,” Kel responded, “I don’t even have a man.” Tears began to well in the corners of her eyes.
Alanna looked slightly confused. “I thought that you were in a relationship with that boy, CleCle.”
Kel began to sniffle. “He didn’t want me anymore. He had to go marry some other girl. And his name was Cleanna.”
Alanna nodded, her face solemn. “Cleanna,” she said, “Just like Alanna. But that’s so sad, Kel. Men are idiots. They’re useless.”
“No they’re not,” Kel moaned, “You need them for bed.”
“No you don’t,” Alanna told her, “Women work just as well. I’ll show you.”
Maybe once we'd have seen it during Smackdown!