Post by journeycat on Feb 1, 2010 16:23:05 GMT 10
Title: Networking
Rating: G
Length: 357 words
Competitor: Wyldon
Round: 1/A
Summary: Wyldon gets a little too involved in the social networking scene. Crack!fic at its finest. For Kat
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Wyldon rubbed his aching eyes wearily—really, he should be in bed by now, but he had to check one more time—and rapidly typed his username and password into their respective boxes. He tapped his fingers impatiently on his desk as it loaded. He really should upgrade to a quicker wireless internet, but he was at a total loss when it came to figuring out the mess of wires and routers; he needed Margarry for that, and she was off on her honeymoon.
His home page popped up, and he immediately scowled as he scanned through his news feed.
Domitan Masbolle likes Kel Mindelan’s status.
Domitan Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan’s status.
Domitan Masbolle posted a comment on Kel Mindelan’s Wall.
Domitan Masbolle posted a link on Kel Mindelan’s Wall.
Domitan Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan’s wall post.
Domitan Masbolle likes Kel Mindelan’s photo.
Domitan Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan’s wall post.
Domitan Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan’s wall post.
Domitan Masbolle tagged 72 pictures of Kel Mindelan.
Domitan Masbolle poked Kel Mindelan.
This is ridiculous, Wyldon fumed. He has to have a life outside of online social networking. And really, who pokes people anymore?
Finally, he couldn’t take it anymore. He grabbed his cell phone and tapped out a text message.
You know you mean everything to me.
A couple minutes passed and he was beginning to get nervous when his phone vibrated. He flipped it open and read, I know, Wyl. It’s why I love you.
He smiled. Then why don’t we make it exclusive? he texted back. I want a relationship with you.
Almost immediately he received, Really?? But I thought you wanted to hold off because you were my professor. You didn’t want the university to find out so soon.
To hell with the university. I’ve realized that I can’t keep choosing my job over love.
As long as you’re comfortable with it, then I am too. (:
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Kel Mindelan is in a relationship with Wyldon Cavall.
Wyldon Cavall likes Kel Mindelan’s relationship status.
Domitan Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan’s relationship status: See, this is why this site needs a dislike button...
Rating: G
Length: 357 words
Competitor: Wyldon
Round: 1/A
Summary: Wyldon gets a little too involved in the social networking scene. Crack!fic at its finest. For Kat
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Wyldon rubbed his aching eyes wearily—really, he should be in bed by now, but he had to check one more time—and rapidly typed his username and password into their respective boxes. He tapped his fingers impatiently on his desk as it loaded. He really should upgrade to a quicker wireless internet, but he was at a total loss when it came to figuring out the mess of wires and routers; he needed Margarry for that, and she was off on her honeymoon.
His home page popped up, and he immediately scowled as he scanned through his news feed.
Domitan Masbolle likes Kel Mindelan’s status.
Domitan Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan’s status.
Domitan Masbolle posted a comment on Kel Mindelan’s Wall.
Domitan Masbolle posted a link on Kel Mindelan’s Wall.
Domitan Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan’s wall post.
Domitan Masbolle likes Kel Mindelan’s photo.
Domitan Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan’s wall post.
Domitan Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan’s wall post.
Domitan Masbolle tagged 72 pictures of Kel Mindelan.
Domitan Masbolle poked Kel Mindelan.
This is ridiculous, Wyldon fumed. He has to have a life outside of online social networking. And really, who pokes people anymore?
Finally, he couldn’t take it anymore. He grabbed his cell phone and tapped out a text message.
You know you mean everything to me.
A couple minutes passed and he was beginning to get nervous when his phone vibrated. He flipped it open and read, I know, Wyl. It’s why I love you.
He smiled. Then why don’t we make it exclusive? he texted back. I want a relationship with you.
Almost immediately he received, Really?? But I thought you wanted to hold off because you were my professor. You didn’t want the university to find out so soon.
To hell with the university. I’ve realized that I can’t keep choosing my job over love.
As long as you’re comfortable with it, then I am too. (:
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Kel Mindelan is in a relationship with Wyldon Cavall.
Wyldon Cavall likes Kel Mindelan’s relationship status.
Domitan Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan’s relationship status: See, this is why this site needs a dislike button...