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Post by Lisa on Feb 1, 2010 9:02:40 GMT 10
Title: Incriminating Souvenirs Rating: PG-13 Length: 229 words Competitor: Wyldon Round/Fight: A/1 Summary: What happens in the supply room should stay in the supply room.
“My lord?” A knock interrupted Wyldon’s meeting with Sacherell of Wellam. They were shut up in his office, reviewing battle plans. The quartermaster opened the door and Wyldon swore.
“I forgot to return the keys, didn’t I?” He realized his mistake immediately, and stood to fish the keys from his pocket.
“Yes, my lord,” the quartermaster said apologetically. “I meant to remind you sooner, but I know you were meeting with the lady knight to go over the reports from the refugee camp.”
Wyldon’s fingers brushed against the smoothness of fine fabric. For a moment he was confused. Where were the damned keys? He yanked the fabric from his pocket – as soon as light touched it he remembered. He shoved it right back where it came from.
The keys were in his jacket pocket. Trying to keep his temperature down, he found them and returned them to their owner. “I’m sorry for making you come and find me,” he said weakly.
The quartermaster bowed shortly and left. Wyldon sunk back into his chair, relieved. He hadn’t seemed to notice anything.
“So you were meeting with the lady knight?” Sacherell asked with a smirk.
Wyldon was puzzled. “Yes. We had some things to go over.” The flush he’d been trying to quell crept up his neck.
“Ah,” the knight said knowingly. “She wanted your opinion on her panties, did she?”
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Post by journeycat on Feb 1, 2010 9:28:30 GMT 10
AHHHH! The last line was brilliant! ;D
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Post by Cass on Feb 1, 2010 9:32:42 GMT 10
This is brilliant! Poor Wyldon...
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Post by PeroxidePirate on Feb 1, 2010 9:37:38 GMT 10
Now Wyldon's finding panties instead of losing them...
*blinks*
Does Tortall even have panties?
Anyway: GENIUS!
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Post by Lisa on Feb 1, 2010 9:39:24 GMT 10
Well, they have loincloths - serves the same purpose. I just had to do this after the whole winning/losings panties thing from this past month. Thanks, guys!! ;D
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Post by ubiquitous on Feb 1, 2010 9:51:24 GMT 10
WIN!! This is just fabulous!! ♥
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Post by Rosie on Feb 1, 2010 9:51:48 GMT 10
Sacherell = awesome.
Loved it!
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Post by Katty on Feb 1, 2010 9:53:58 GMT 10
Hahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! (I too have a fic involving Wyldon finding Kel's panties, but Wyldon is way seedier in it. I'll post it tonight for you )
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Post by Lisa on Feb 1, 2010 9:55:56 GMT 10
Thanks, guys - I'm glad to amuse. ;D
(Kat, I can't wait!)
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Minuit
Knight
Helping George out of the Closet
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Post by Minuit on Feb 1, 2010 10:40:55 GMT 10
ehehehehe, *dies*
Just wonderful. I can't stop grinning ;D
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Post by wordy on Feb 1, 2010 11:12:37 GMT 10
Oh, Sacherell.
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Post by Lisa on Feb 1, 2010 11:56:37 GMT 10
Thanks, guys!! ;D
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rubberduck
Queen's Rider
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Post by rubberduck on Feb 1, 2010 18:57:06 GMT 10
Ahhhhh, Lisa!! Hahaha, you almost write Sacherell as well as Rosie Almost!
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Post by Lisa on Feb 1, 2010 22:55:46 GMT 10
That's the best compliment ever, Kirsty!! Thanks!!
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