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Post by ubiquitous on Feb 4, 2010 21:14:20 GMT 10
Title: Undergarments Rating: PG-13 Length: 249 Competitor: Wyldon Round/Fight: 1/A Summary: Loincloths vs Panties. I blame Joa. - - - "What is this?" asks Wyldon, picking up a scrap of emerald lace. Kel looks over at the outstretched hand. "Oh, they're panties," she replies, returning her attention to her reports. Her response makes no sense at all. "Panties?" "It's a loincloth. It's all the rage with the Corus noblewomen at the moment," she says, not even bothering to look up from her report as she dips her quill in the inkpot. Wyldon considers this for a moment. "Surely normal loincloths are more practical than this...thing." Kel almost sighs, beginning to see why Lalasa said men didn't understand such things. Getting up from her report, she snatches the green panties from him and walks into the privy. She emerges a moment later, clad only in the offending panties, and raises a questioning eyebrow at her husband. His eyes darken as he looks at her appreciatively. "I see the merit," he answers simply, a small smile playing on his lips. Kel moves to turn away, but Wyldon stops her. "Not so quickly," he commands. Wyldon moves up to her, wrapping an arm around her waist, as his other hand moves to finger the lace. "Maybe you need to show me just how useful these...panties...are" he whispers suggestively in her ear. Kel grins, her reports forgotten. "How long do you think you'll need?" she says playfully as he trails kisses down her neck "I think we might need all night," he replies, before picking her up and carrying her to their bed.
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Post by Verasque on Feb 4, 2010 21:17:00 GMT 10
LORD W! No, you surrendered Incredible fic, Isha! *hearts it*
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Post by ubiquitous on Feb 4, 2010 21:19:05 GMT 10
It's okay Joa, he still prefers loincloths by day. Thank you!
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Minuit
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Post by Minuit on Feb 4, 2010 21:25:28 GMT 10
Wonderful!!! I adore this fic!!
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Post by Lisa on Feb 4, 2010 22:27:07 GMT 10
Mithros, but this man can be the king of the understatement. ♥ ♥
I adore it!
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Post by greenie on Feb 4, 2010 22:53:38 GMT 10
Hee, it's hilarious!
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Post by ubiquitous on Feb 4, 2010 22:57:21 GMT 10
Thanks guys!!
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