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Post by Katty on Feb 4, 2010 20:30:11 GMT 10
Title: YOUR MUM Rating: PG Length: 173 Competitor: Dom Round/Fight: 1/A Summary: CRACK!FIC for Joa - - - The two opponents circled each other, each waiting for the other to make the first move. The crowd around them cheered. For this wasn’t a battle like they’d seen before; there were no swords or shields in this fight. Only tongues and honour, and love for the same Lady Knight. Domitan of Masbolle made the first move. “Hey Cavall,” he began, “your mother is soooo fat she makes Mother Universe looks skinny!” The crowd jeered. Wyldon of Cavall glared at the younger man. “Masbolle, your mother is soooo stupid she walked into an antique store and said ‘What’s New’!” Dom snorted. “That’s pathetic, Cavall. Your mother is soooo fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out!” “Oooh!” Called out Raoul of Goldenlake. “Buuuuurn!” “My mother is NOT fat!” cried Wyldon. “She’s lovely, she’s beautiful, she’s-” Kel stalked out into the middle of the arena. “You’re kidding me, right?” She glared at Wyldon. “You and I will never happen. Go back to your mother!” And with that, she ran to Dom’s open arms.
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Post by Verasque on Feb 4, 2010 20:31:06 GMT 10
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Post by greenie on Feb 4, 2010 20:31:51 GMT 10
Ahahaha! You had me cracking up the whole way through!
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Post by Katty on Feb 4, 2010 20:32:52 GMT 10
My best fic yet, I think!
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Post by ubiquitous on Feb 4, 2010 20:37:08 GMT 10
Lol!! Also, Raoul's cameo totally steals the show.
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Bec
Queen's Rider
Most likely procrastinating
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Post by Bec on Feb 4, 2010 20:37:59 GMT 10
BAHAHA! that was awesome! teehee
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Post by Sam-and-antha on Feb 4, 2010 20:38:31 GMT 10
haaahaa! stop it your making me laugh! I cant!
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Post by zbilja on Feb 4, 2010 20:42:04 GMT 10
KAT, YOU MADE MY YEAR.
I WILL PRINT THIS OUT AND STICK IT ON MY WHITEBOARD.
All we need now is for Jon to start singing, "we are family."
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Minuit
Knight
Helping George out of the Closet
*splat*
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Post by Minuit on Feb 4, 2010 20:45:25 GMT 10
bahahahha. *tear* ;D I agree with Isha. Raoul stole the scene
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Bec
Queen's Rider
Most likely procrastinating
Posts: 692
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Post by Bec on Feb 4, 2010 20:49:11 GMT 10
KAT, YOU MADE MY YEAR. I WILL PRINT THIS OUT AND STICK IT ON MY WHITEBOARD. All we need now is for Jon to start singing, "we are family." haha thats actually a good idea or maybe ill put it on a folder
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Post by zbilja on Feb 4, 2010 20:52:53 GMT 10
HA - a goldenlake drabble of the day calendar, like a thingo on igoogle, or an app or whatever. That would be fun!
Save it as your wallpaper. Ha!
I bet you'd love that, wouldn't you, Kat?
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Post by Katty on Feb 4, 2010 21:01:22 GMT 10
Your mum would
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Post by zbilja on Feb 4, 2010 21:15:00 GMT 10
Har har. We'll soon find out, when she sees it on my WHITEBOARD!
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Bec
Queen's Rider
Most likely procrastinating
Posts: 692
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Post by Bec on Feb 4, 2010 21:16:12 GMT 10
i dont think my mum would get it
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Post by zbilja on Feb 4, 2010 21:20:25 GMT 10
Hehe probably the same as mine. She's probably just give me a Look.
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Kit
Squire
Duchess of Emelan
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Post by Kit on Feb 4, 2010 21:31:52 GMT 10
*unable to surpress desperate giggling*
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Post by Katty on Feb 4, 2010 21:38:06 GMT 10
!!
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Post by Lisa on Feb 5, 2010 0:57:15 GMT 10
I like this fic because it reminds me how much I ♥ you. Raoul was the best.
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Post by Cass on Feb 5, 2010 6:19:59 GMT 10
This is amazing! I can't stop giggling.
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Zanna-Banna
Probationer Page
Loving the Kel love
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Post by Zanna-Banna on Feb 5, 2010 8:07:16 GMT 10
HAHAHAHA! this is really funny.,
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Post by Katty on Feb 5, 2010 8:08:38 GMT 10
Glad you liked it guys!
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Post by jazzyjess on Feb 5, 2010 8:23:36 GMT 10
Best. Fic. Evaarrrr. Ahaha. Thanks for sharing
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Post by Katty on Feb 5, 2010 8:24:40 GMT 10
^_^
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