Post by Verasque on Feb 4, 2010 17:58:33 GMT 10
Title: 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Domitan of Masbolle
Rating: PG
Length: 443
Competitor: Dom
Round/Fight: 1/A
Summary: Kel, bored and in unrequited love, writes a list.
1. His left hand is bigger than his right. While it’s not noticeable, the leather of his left gloves always stretch taught across his knuckles when he wears them.
2. He’s a twin. Dinelle, his sister, died when they were seven years old. Dom carries the pain around as if a part of him were missing, but I think that the way he protects her memory makes him more than he is entirely.
3. He has a small, oval-shaped birthmark on his back, marking his right shoulder-blade like a dimple. It looks like a permanent cocoa mark. I’ve resisted the urge to lick it a few times.
4. He’s a little dim. This isn’t a confirmed truth, but Neal has spent half his life fighting to prove this. Pressing up against Dom does nothing. Battling my eyelashes does nothing. Trying to be coy does nothing. The only thing that does anything is sweating like a pig in armour, and wrestling with Neal like a boy (and winning).
5. He’s sweet and charming and noble. Why can’t he send me any letters like he does all those other girls?
Kel, you clearly don’t know me all that well. I took it upon myself to help refine your list closer to the truth:
1. My left hand is bigger than my right. While it’s not noticeable, the leather of my left gloves always stretch taught across the knuckles when I wear them. It makes the ladies bite their lips.
2. I’m a twin. Dinelle, my sister, would have loved Kel—had she ever gotten the opportunity to meet her. They both make Neal want to crawl into a cave from worry.
3. I have a small, oval-shaped birthmark on my back, marking my right shoulder-blade like a roguish feature. It looks delicious. And it’s been waiting for an oblivious Kel to find out if it really is.
4. I am not a little dim, or dim at all. Neal is an idiot. Pressing up against me, batting her eyelashes, trying to be coy are not the things that caught my eyes about Kel. Sweat is reminisce of sated bodies, and Neal really is an idiot (and a terrible wrestler).
5. I am sweet and charming and noble. I don’t send Kel letters like I do all the others because I write lists like this one, that add in a bonus fact:
6. Domitan of Masbolle is in love with Keladry of Mindelan. Now hurry up and ravish him.
Rating: PG
Length: 443
Competitor: Dom
Round/Fight: 1/A
Summary: Kel, bored and in unrequited love, writes a list.
5 Things You Didn’t Know About Domitan of Masbolle
By Keladry of Mindelan
By Keladry of Mindelan
1. His left hand is bigger than his right. While it’s not noticeable, the leather of his left gloves always stretch taught across his knuckles when he wears them.
2. He’s a twin. Dinelle, his sister, died when they were seven years old. Dom carries the pain around as if a part of him were missing, but I think that the way he protects her memory makes him more than he is entirely.
3. He has a small, oval-shaped birthmark on his back, marking his right shoulder-blade like a dimple. It looks like a permanent cocoa mark. I’ve resisted the urge to lick it a few times.
4. He’s a little dim. This isn’t a confirmed truth, but Neal has spent half his life fighting to prove this. Pressing up against Dom does nothing. Battling my eyelashes does nothing. Trying to be coy does nothing. The only thing that does anything is sweating like a pig in armour, and wrestling with Neal like a boy (and winning).
5. He’s sweet and charming and noble. Why can’t he send me any letters like he does all those other girls?
Kel, you clearly don’t know me all that well. I took it upon myself to help refine your list closer to the truth:
5 Things You SHOULD Know About Domitan of Masbolle
By Domitan of Masbolle
By Domitan of Masbolle
1. My left hand is bigger than my right. While it’s not noticeable, the leather of my left gloves always stretch taught across the knuckles when I wear them. It makes the ladies bite their lips.
2. I’m a twin. Dinelle, my sister, would have loved Kel—had she ever gotten the opportunity to meet her. They both make Neal want to crawl into a cave from worry.
3. I have a small, oval-shaped birthmark on my back, marking my right shoulder-blade like a roguish feature. It looks delicious. And it’s been waiting for an oblivious Kel to find out if it really is.
4. I am not a little dim, or dim at all. Neal is an idiot. Pressing up against me, batting her eyelashes, trying to be coy are not the things that caught my eyes about Kel. Sweat is reminisce of sated bodies, and Neal really is an idiot (and a terrible wrestler).
5. I am sweet and charming and noble. I don’t send Kel letters like I do all the others because I write lists like this one, that add in a bonus fact:
6. Domitan of Masbolle is in love with Keladry of Mindelan. Now hurry up and ravish him.