MinPin
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Cavall SmutMistress in training
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Post by MinPin on Feb 4, 2010 11:37:03 GMT 10
Title: Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War Rating: pg13 Length: 175 words Competitor: Wyldon Round/Fight: 1/A Summary: A history lesson for Kel. Crack!fic-ish. For Lisa's List.
“Everard of Cavall caused more wars than any other single person in history. He was my seven times great grandfather, and he caused just about every civil war of his time.” Wyldon actually admired his seven times great grandfather. He had managed to end all of his wars before the violence began, he made his opponents laugh so hard. “How did he do that?” Kel asked him. She had wanted to learn about the family she would soon be a part of. Wyldon had been happy to oblige since it had had her sitting in his lap for an hour already. “He lived by the personal philosophy of ‘make awkward sexual advances, not war’.” “I see that worked well for him. How many wars did he start?” “Seventy-three.” “Amazing. You know, I’ve managed to make a one or two not-awkward advances before.” "When you can do it reliably, instead of once or twice, you will have something." “Maybe we should practice?” Kel started rubbing her betrothed’s shoulders. “Mmm, I would not be opposed to that.”
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Post by Rosie on Feb 6, 2010 1:21:54 GMT 10
Practising is excellent
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Post by Lisa on Feb 6, 2010 7:11:27 GMT 10
I concur - practice is good! They should do it often!
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