Post by opalgirl on Feb 8, 2010 10:47:23 GMT 10
Title: I Hate the Internet
Rating: G
Length: 385 Words
Competitor: Faleron
Round/Fight: 1/B
Summary: ModernAU!Kel really hates having her family on Facebook.
Notes: See what you started, guys? Total crackfic ahead. I can't believe I wrote 385 words of this nonsense.
Kel Mindelan is engaged to Faleron King-Reach.
Faleron King-Reach likes Kel Mindelan's relationship status.
Ilane Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: …Kel? You couldn't tell us?
Piers Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: ??
Faleron King-Reach commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Umm, Kel? Why didn't you tell them?
Adalia Nond commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: LOL, WTF? Since when? I'm your sister - why don't I get to know these things?
Tilaine Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: How on earth did this happen?
Oranie Hannalof commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Shut up, Tilaine. Adie, you need to pay more attention.
Anders Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: So - when's the wedding?
Anders Mindelan likes Kel Mindelan's relationship status
Dom Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status:
Faleron King-Reach commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Sorry, Masbolle.
Dom Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: You look like a sympathy card, King-Reach.
Conal Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: And isn't he a pretty one?
Raoul Goldenlake commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Broadcasting this across the Internet, are you?
Alanna the Lioness likes Kel Mindelan's relationship status.
Alanna the Lioness commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: I won!
Buri Goldenlake commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Won. Pfft. Of course you did. Maybe you've won the first bet in your life.
Fanche Miller commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: I told you it would happen.
Neal Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: KEL, WTF?!
Yuki Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Nealan, you're an idiot.
Neal Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Yuki, be nice to meee….
Yuki Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: No.
Dom Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: LOL, Meathead.
Neal Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Shut it, Dom.
Baird Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Boys…. I think congratulations are in order.
Faleron King-Reach commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Let's elope, Kel.
Kel Mindelan commented on her relationship status: OMG, yes. Please.
Ilane Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Oh, no, you don't. I'm planning a wedding.
Shinkokami Conte commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: I'll help.
Kel Mindelan commented on her relationship status: I hate the Internet.
Rating: G
Length: 385 Words
Competitor: Faleron
Round/Fight: 1/B
Summary: ModernAU!Kel really hates having her family on Facebook.
Notes: See what you started, guys? Total crackfic ahead. I can't believe I wrote 385 words of this nonsense.
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Kel Mindelan is engaged to Faleron King-Reach.
Faleron King-Reach likes Kel Mindelan's relationship status.
Ilane Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: …Kel? You couldn't tell us?
Piers Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: ??
Faleron King-Reach commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Umm, Kel? Why didn't you tell them?
Adalia Nond commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: LOL, WTF? Since when? I'm your sister - why don't I get to know these things?
Tilaine Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: How on earth did this happen?
Oranie Hannalof commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Shut up, Tilaine. Adie, you need to pay more attention.
Anders Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: So - when's the wedding?
Anders Mindelan likes Kel Mindelan's relationship status
Dom Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status:
Faleron King-Reach commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Sorry, Masbolle.
Dom Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: You look like a sympathy card, King-Reach.
Conal Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: And isn't he a pretty one?
Raoul Goldenlake commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Broadcasting this across the Internet, are you?
Alanna the Lioness likes Kel Mindelan's relationship status.
Alanna the Lioness commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: I won!
Buri Goldenlake commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Won. Pfft. Of course you did. Maybe you've won the first bet in your life.
Fanche Miller commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: I told you it would happen.
Neal Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: KEL, WTF?!
Yuki Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Nealan, you're an idiot.
Neal Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Yuki, be nice to meee….
Yuki Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: No.
Dom Masbolle commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: LOL, Meathead.
Neal Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Shut it, Dom.
Baird Queenscove commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Boys…. I think congratulations are in order.
Faleron King-Reach commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Let's elope, Kel.
Kel Mindelan commented on her relationship status: OMG, yes. Please.
Ilane Mindelan commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: Oh, no, you don't. I'm planning a wedding.
Shinkokami Conte commented on Kel Mindelan's relationship status: I'll help.
Kel Mindelan commented on her relationship status: I hate the Internet.
