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Post by Shhasow on Apr 1, 2011 9:08:24 GMT 10
Title: The Blame Game Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 189 Pairing: Jon/Kel Round/Fight: 1/F Summary: It’s someone else’s fault. It must be. Rating for implied sex.
The first time, they blamed it on the thrill of the moment. With the adrenaline rushing through their veins, neither of them realized what happened until the deed was done. They swore never to speak of the unthinkable.
The second time, it was the fault of the wine. Undiluted, it hazed the senses and made simply terrible ideas seem not only possible, but seemingly vital.
The third time, they had to turn to the divine to find a scapegoat. They muttered oaths to the Crooked God, for who but the Trickster could devise such a scheme?
The fourth time, they simply shrugged their shoulders. It was getting too difficult to find an appropriate excuse. Then the king brightened and declared that they must blame Gary, for he must have laced their tea with some nefarious substance that caused them to sleepwalk. Kel decided that this was a perfectly reasonable excuse.
The fifth time, Kel made a paltry attempt at assigning blame, but it fell flat, so Jon and Kel decided that finding a reason required too much time and energy that could be used for other, more pleasurable activities.
QC by: journeycat
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Post by sketchymurr on Apr 1, 2011 17:34:14 GMT 10
Haha, the last one was great. x)
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