Post by westernsunset on Apr 17, 2019 5:05:55 GMT 10
Title: Heavy Steps
Rating: G
Word Count: 303
Themed Event: Love Letters
Summary: Upstairs and downstairs neighbors meet their match.
Notes: It's almost an AU because I'm kind of picturing the two in apartments but I kept them in the palace, maybe fudged the layout a bit.
Dead Lead Foot,
Keep it down! Some of us are trying to study!
Regards,
Your Downstairs Neighbor
—
Dear Complainer,
If my investigation is correct, you’re in the knight’s wing. What would your teachers think about you breaching the Code of Chivalry, talking so rudely to a young lady?
Sincerely,
Bite Me
—
Dear Tall Tale Teller,
Young lady my rear end. Your step is that of a giant. Are you wearing bricks on your feet?
In Silence,
Mr. Chivalry
—
Dear Gareth of Naxen,
That’s right. I figured it out.
Good Luck,
Your New Enemy
—
Dearest Giantess,
Congratulations. My name is on the door, unlike yours.
Why Are You Hiding,
Gary
—
Gary,
Rap that broom on the ceiling one more time. See what happens.
Try Me,
Secret Enemy
—
Lady In Waiting,
Who knew such a well-bred lady could be so loud.
Best,
Gary
P.S. It’s not a broom, it’s a spear and one day it’ll poke through the ceiling. Take your heels off.
—
Gary,
Well done. It only took you three weeks to figure out what rooms are right above you.
Love,
Good Luck With My Name
—
Cythera,
I have friends in many places. You looked lovely at dinner tonight.
Always,
Gary
—
Cythera,
Was it something I said?
Gary
—
Cythera,
I’m sorry if I offended you.
Forgive me?
Gary
—
Cythera,
Looks like they brought in an elephant from Carthak based on the noise coming from your room!
Don’t Make Me Come Up There,
Gary
—
Gary,
There’s the man I know. I was starting get worried with your sappy love notes, compliments and apologies.
Missed You,
Cy
—
Cy,
You’re impossible.
Kisses,
Gary
—
Gary,
You’re a brute.
Hugs,
Cy
—
Cy,
Have dinner with me?
Warmest Regards,
Gary
—
Gary,
Pick me up at 8. You know where my room is.
Yours,
Cy
—
Cy,
It’s a date.
Love,
Gary
Rating: G
Word Count: 303
Themed Event: Love Letters
Summary: Upstairs and downstairs neighbors meet their match.
Notes: It's almost an AU because I'm kind of picturing the two in apartments but I kept them in the palace, maybe fudged the layout a bit.
Dead Lead Foot,
Keep it down! Some of us are trying to study!
Regards,
Your Downstairs Neighbor
—
Dear Complainer,
If my investigation is correct, you’re in the knight’s wing. What would your teachers think about you breaching the Code of Chivalry, talking so rudely to a young lady?
Sincerely,
Bite Me
—
Dear Tall Tale Teller,
Young lady my rear end. Your step is that of a giant. Are you wearing bricks on your feet?
In Silence,
Mr. Chivalry
—
Dear Gareth of Naxen,
That’s right. I figured it out.
Good Luck,
Your New Enemy
—
Dearest Giantess,
Congratulations. My name is on the door, unlike yours.
Why Are You Hiding,
Gary
—
Gary,
Rap that broom on the ceiling one more time. See what happens.
Try Me,
Secret Enemy
—
Lady In Waiting,
Who knew such a well-bred lady could be so loud.
Best,
Gary
P.S. It’s not a broom, it’s a spear and one day it’ll poke through the ceiling. Take your heels off.
—
Gary,
Well done. It only took you three weeks to figure out what rooms are right above you.
Love,
Good Luck With My Name
—
Cythera,
I have friends in many places. You looked lovely at dinner tonight.
Always,
Gary
—
Cythera,
Was it something I said?
Gary
—
Cythera,
I’m sorry if I offended you.
Forgive me?
Gary
—
Cythera,
Looks like they brought in an elephant from Carthak based on the noise coming from your room!
Don’t Make Me Come Up There,
Gary
—
Gary,
There’s the man I know. I was starting get worried with your sappy love notes, compliments and apologies.
Missed You,
Cy
—
Cy,
You’re impossible.
Kisses,
Gary
—
Gary,
You’re a brute.
Hugs,
Cy
—
Cy,
Have dinner with me?
Warmest Regards,
Gary
—
Gary,
Pick me up at 8. You know where my room is.
Yours,
Cy
—
Cy,
It’s a date.
Love,
Gary