Griff
Knight
Deputy Mischief Maker
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Post by Griff on Feb 4, 2012 8:56:11 GMT 10
Title: Idle Wisdom Rating: G Recipient: Roald Notes (and any Warnings): Roald asked for Neal's advice on love. Neal insists he is very knowledgeable.
This is the beginning of the series "A Calamity of Passion-eth". Keep an eye out for others in the series!
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Roald--
You have come to the right man. I have spent many a long hour idling my time on the deepest thoughts of the heart, lured away from the shallow monotony of stolid knighthood to gaze upon the rarest pearl of truth.
Allow me to demonstrate:
Harken! What for upon thine finest brow of blackened soot Layeth thine royal crown of splendorous shine For thou doth share upon mine gratitude the finest glories
And then say something rather lovely about her nose. Perhaps a comment about her knees. Be original, your highness, or else she’ll decide you’re just a droll goon with a nice tailor.
-Neal
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Post by ubiquitous on Feb 4, 2012 9:32:13 GMT 10
Lol!! The last paragraph is my favourite!!
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Elsceetaria
Knight
May or May Not be a Little Teapot
Prone to brain fail. Pres CRTL + ALT + DEL to restart.
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Post by Elsceetaria on Feb 5, 2012 3:46:53 GMT 10
o.O This is amazing.
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Muse
Knight
Official Rogerfic Curator
Junior Overlord
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Post by Muse on Feb 5, 2012 7:30:40 GMT 10
"Idle" wisdom... that should tip you off, Roald...
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