Elsceetaria
Knight
May or May Not be a Little Teapot
Prone to brain fail. Pres CRTL + ALT + DEL to restart.
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Post by Elsceetaria on Jul 28, 2011 4:22:17 GMT 10
Title: Crochet Rating: G Couple/Character: Lark Event: Alternate Universe Pole Vault Words: 132 Summary: Lark attempts to learn to crochet.
Lark looked at the hook in her one hand and the yarn in the other. She had followed all the directions in her copy of Stitch n Bitch: The Happy Hooker exactly or so she had thought. Regardless, all she had accomplished was creating a mess. The stitches were a tight little knot of fail, and she just wanted to cry.
Just as she was about to tell the yarn to knot five million times over she heard Rosethorn turn the key in their apartment door. Looking up, Lark asked, “Hey Rosie! What kind of a stitch witch am I? I can’t ever learn to single crochet. How am I ever going to master lace?”
Gently, Rosethorn took the tangled mess out of her friend’s hands, shut the book, and replied, “Youtube.”
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Post by Seek on Jul 28, 2011 4:28:10 GMT 10
*dies laughing* Elscy, this is so wickedly brilliant!
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Post by mistrali on Feb 12, 2013 23:58:55 GMT 10
*chuckles* Ohhh my gosh, we need more modernAU!Lark!
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