Post by Seek on Apr 23, 2011 4:01:28 GMT 10
Title: Bath
Rating: G
Word Count: 138
Pairing: Clary/Mattes
Round/Fight: 2/B
Summary: Mattes needs a bath. He doesn’t want to take one. Clary is not amused.
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“Mother save us,” Clary said irritably, “You’d think I was raising a child, not working with a grown Dog!”
Mattes grinned, but didn’t budge from where he sat, pressed up close to Clary. “We could find somewhere else to eat,” he suggested. As he shifted his arm slightly from where it rested across Clary’s shoulder, he got more mud and grime across her clothing. She glared at him. He was unperturbed.
“Mattes!” Clary growled. “You know how sarden long it takes to get the sarden mud out of the uniform?”
“So take a bath,” Mattes offered. “I’ll wash your back, if you’ll wash mine.”
“We’re talking about sarden uniforms. You know how – ” Clary bit off a curse. “This is the last time I’m washing your uniform as well, Mattes. Next time, you pay your own sarden woman.”
QC by: greenie
Rating: G
Word Count: 138
Pairing: Clary/Mattes
Round/Fight: 2/B
Summary: Mattes needs a bath. He doesn’t want to take one. Clary is not amused.
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“Mother save us,” Clary said irritably, “You’d think I was raising a child, not working with a grown Dog!”
Mattes grinned, but didn’t budge from where he sat, pressed up close to Clary. “We could find somewhere else to eat,” he suggested. As he shifted his arm slightly from where it rested across Clary’s shoulder, he got more mud and grime across her clothing. She glared at him. He was unperturbed.
“Mattes!” Clary growled. “You know how sarden long it takes to get the sarden mud out of the uniform?”
“So take a bath,” Mattes offered. “I’ll wash your back, if you’ll wash mine.”
“We’re talking about sarden uniforms. You know how – ” Clary bit off a curse. “This is the last time I’m washing your uniform as well, Mattes. Next time, you pay your own sarden woman.”
QC by: greenie
Maybe once we'd have seen it during Smackdown!