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Post by greenie on Feb 5, 2010 12:43:28 GMT 10
Title: Three isn't such a crowd Rating: R Length: 272 Competitor: Alanna Round/Fight: 1/H Summary: Alanna and Kel just need a little convincing.
“Now, I’m ready.” “George – George!” “It’s a very flattering cut, don’t you think?” “George, that had better not be one of my dresses.” “Of course not, darlin’. Your ones would never fit.” He waved his hand airily. “It’s just something I had lying around.” Alanna rolled her eyes at Kel and moved her hand across her stomach. “I don’t know why I married him either.” “I’ve come to join in,” he announced. “It’s time to tell you, Kel; our marriage is a sham. All this time, I have also been a woman disguising myself as a man.” “You’re an idiot, George.” “You wound me, darlin’.” He cupped his hands to his chest. “Don’t you two want to taste my luscious peaches?” He pulled out two actual peaches, and threw one to Kel with a grin. Looking Alanna in the eye, he gave it one long, slow lick, and then tossed it to her as she rolled her eyes. “Oh George,” she said. “Your peach is so soft, but so firm at the same time…and so furry.” She took a big bite of it, and he winced dramatically. “Savage,” he accused. Kel looked at him thoughtfully. “I’m not sure that I’m comfortable directly doing anything with you,” she told him, “but with the amount of times you’ve walked in on us, I suppose there’s not much sense in being shy about it.” “I really am a man, you know.” He winked at her. “I know.” He grinned and presented them each with a sausage. “What?” he protested when Alanna hit him. “I thought you might be hungry! That’s my reward for being considerate?”
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Post by domluvr on Apr 14, 2010 16:39:42 GMT 10
and These made me laugh out loud when I read this in the library, resulting in glares from my classmates. This was just so funny! I LOVE this!
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