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Post by zbilja on Feb 5, 2010 19:25:31 GMT 10
Title: Five facts about Wyldon of Cavall Rating: R Length: 169 Competitor: Dom Round/Fight: 1A Summary: Five facts you didn’t know about Wyldon of Cavall.
Five facts you didn’t know about Wyldon of Cavall By Domitan of Masbolle
1. He’s impotent. Just after his fifth daughter was born to his wife Vivenne, he rode into battle, only to get shot in the groin by an arrow, somehow severing vital parts of himself off.
2. He’s slept with at least 16 married noblewoman. I don’t know how many of their husbands went after him. Every time he sees one of them, he cuts off a lock of their hair, and puts it in a glass tube, along with a smearing of some kind of mucus.
3. When he goes to sleep, he-
“DOM! What are you DOING?!”
“Oh hi Kel. I found that diary you left lying around. Turns out, that when we stole it from his desk, it wasn’t actually his – it was his wife’s.”
“But how does Vivienne know all that stuff?”
“Maybe she has his diary.”
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The two were then found later, trying to break into the Lady of Cavall’s study.
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Post by Hopeless on Aug 20, 2020 1:58:59 GMT 10
Yesss
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