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Post by journeycat on Feb 23, 2010 16:19:48 GMT 10
Title: Not Funny Rating: PG Length: 103 words Competitor: Baird Round: 1/D Summary: Faleron is a funny guy.
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“So, Neal...what’s it like?”
“Shut up.”
“I mean, what do you call her?”
“Seriously, don’t.”
“Isn’t it funny how you used to call her ‘Mother’ as a joke, and now—”
“Faleron, it’s not funny!”
“—she is your mother.”
“I’m getting angry.”
“Does she cook you supper and read you bedtime stories?”
“I’m getting really angry.”
“Do you ever hear them, you know—”
“I’m going to hit you.”
“—have sex?”
Neal swung his fist, but Faleron managed to duck out of the way and come back up with a wicked grin.
“So tell me, what’s it like to have Kel as your mother?”
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Post by nicolababola on Feb 23, 2010 16:31:44 GMT 10
i literally laughed out loud for this one this just made my day
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Post by jazzyjess on Feb 23, 2010 16:51:28 GMT 10
I've been waiting for this one since the competition started What an awesome piece of humour!
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Post by Lisa on Feb 24, 2010 0:49:42 GMT 10
Hahahahaha!! I'm impressed that it took Neal so long to swing. ;D
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Post by ubiquitous on Feb 24, 2010 9:18:50 GMT 10
Lol!! Poor Neal, and yay Faleron!
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