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Post by Cass on Mar 11, 2010 13:06:50 GMT 10
Title: Like Hamlet Rating: G Length: 211 Competitor: Dom Round/Fight: 2/B Summary: Dom should never, never go to Neal for advice.
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"Neal. Neal. Neal. Mithros, Meathead."
"What? What? What? What Dom, what?"
"Put down your damn book already. I need to talk to you."
"Oh? Is the great Domitian of Masbolle, sergeant of the King's Own seeking my advice? And it's not a book. It's a book of a play."
"I can always go elsewhere, and this will never happen again."
"I'm listening."
"It's about Kel, Neal."
"What about her, dearest cousin?"
"What are you- never mind. I'm in love with her. Help me."
"You need my help? Really?"
"Yes."
"Wait. Dom?"
"Yes?"
"Wait you're in love with Kel what-"
"Yes. Yes Neal, I am. Didn't I just say that?"
"Oh. Right. Well she loves you too. I think. Oh! You're just like Hamlet!"
"Excuse me?"
"The play I'm reading, uneducated boy."
"I know what Hamlet is. Neal, are you implying I will drive Kel insane, tell her in an ancient euphemism to go to a brothel, subtly call her very rude names, drive her to drown herself in the river, and then kill myself, but not before I have a very long monologue about it?"
"I think I'm confusing plays."
"Yes. You are. I intend to live happily ever after. Not reenact old literature."
"You do that, Dom. You do that."
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Post by Alliecat on Mar 11, 2010 13:33:09 GMT 10
ahaha I love this
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Post by Sam-and-antha on Mar 11, 2010 14:30:00 GMT 10
Hehe. Funny.
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Post by jazzyjess on Mar 11, 2010 17:10:00 GMT 10
Ha ha! Excellent reference I like how casually Neal seems to be taking all this!
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Post by queenscovegirl on Mar 11, 2010 19:22:19 GMT 10
Hehe I just love Neal! Lovely story!
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Rowena
Training Master
back to school... >.<
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Post by Rowena on Mar 12, 2010 7:53:39 GMT 10
I love the all-dialouge idea, and that Dom totally one-upped Neal by knowing what play he was talking about
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domluvr
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♥ Dom ♥
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Post by domluvr on Jul 15, 2010 14:58:57 GMT 10
^ Yes, I agree with Rowena. The dialogue between them was wonderful, and Dom's superior knowledge makes me squee!
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Post by katieheidie on Jul 15, 2010 15:01:58 GMT 10
Hahah, this was fantastic!
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Hopeless
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Faleron Fan
I used to be Kel of King’s Reach. Then I decided hopeless was more accurate.
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Post by Hopeless on Aug 1, 2020 19:06:35 GMT 10
"I know what Hamlet is. Neal, are you implying I will drive Kel insane, tell her in an ancient euphemism to go to a brothel, subtly call her very rude names, drive her to drown herself in the river, and then kill myself, but not before I have a very long monologue about it?" Love the description of hamlet it really sounds like something Dom would say!
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