Post by Elsceetaria on Dec 2, 2010 0:56:44 GMT 10
To: Ankhiale
Message: For Alix: I hope this is crazy enough. Thanks, for letting me have fun and write this. It got more and more epic as I went along. J Remember being the only sober one at a drunken video gaming, our friend survived the AT party may lead to this kind of crack. Apologies if this isn’t “in the spirit of ficmas.”
From: Elscy
Title: Vampire, Zombie Ninjas
Rating: PG-13
Wishlist Item: #1 - Crack, #2 - Random Humor, #3 - AU, #4 - Thom of Trebond, #5 - Sons of the Lioness
Summary: Twitter is trending vampire, zombies
AmazingMage I’m so amazing that I can’t die.
TwiceDead @amazingmage So am I!
Lioness @twicedead Do I need to try to kill you again?
TwiceDead lioness I’m a zombie or a vampire or something. I’m not yet dead and not yet alive.
TwiceDead lioness I’m a zombie or a vampire or something. I’m not yet dead and not yet alive. Retweeted by AmazingMage
Lioness f*** you @amazingmage!
AmazingMage Ew no. You’re my sister.
Lioness I think I am losing my mind.
RoyalHealer I have heard that madness runs in your family.
Lioness Zombies? Vampires? What is Tortall coming to?
PeerlessQueen I wonder if the jewel would be able to fix this mess?
KingJon @peerlessqueen I don’t want another famine of what year was it?
PenIsMightier @kingjon 440, sir.
KingJon @penismightier 440, as yes, thank you.
KingJon @peerlessqueen I don’t want another famine of 440. Do you?
Hasfush Ahhhhhh!!! Come on baby. Give it to me.
ThomII Classes are so boring.
CunningOne @thomii Come to the Copper Isles. We have fun here.
AmazingMage @cunningone @thomii Don’t go. Stay here. Dedicate yourself to your studies, and you can do anything you want to do.
ThomII @amazingmage Like you did? No, thanks.
Twin2 @cunningone Can I come too?
CunningOne @twin2 Sure, the more the merrier.
CunningOne Warning @twiceroyal might put you to work. Life isn’t cake here.
PlantBoy @cunningone Did you say cake?
StitchWitch @plantboy Yes, she did mention cake, but what are you doing talking to some random girl?
PlantBoy @stitchwitch Same as always. Making new friends.
Coppercurls @plantboy @stitchwitch Making new friends I disagree.
TwiceRoyal @cunningone We could use more help around here.
JollyJesslaw @twiceroyal I’ll come help. I’ve heard the isles are jolly.
KingJon @jollyjesslaw I do believe you have orders to stay in Tortall and fight bandits.
TheStump @jollyjesslaw No squire or mine is going to go off to the isles without leave to do so.
JollyJesslaw @thestump I’ll have you know I’m a full knight now. Spent the night in the chamber and everything. Quite jolly.
TheStump @jollyjesslaw Once my squire, always my squire. Got it?
Chamber @jollyjesslaw I believe that is the first time I have ever been called jolly.
JollyJesslaw @thestump Yes, sir.
Chamber I AM NOT JOLLY!
JollyJesslaw @chamber Everything is jolly.
SirMeathead @jollyjesslaw You have the brightest attitude of any knight I have ever met.
CunningOne @plantboy I will have you know I have a wonderful husband @crowman and three amazing children.
Coppercurls @cunningone Wait your husband was a crow? Are there any books on this phenomenon?
WildMage @coppercurls I have been unable to find any books on crow-human transformation, and I have been looking for awhile.
Hesserrr The world is a terrible place. I need a job. Why is no one hiring? How I am supposed to feed my children with no money.
Kitten ::Makes trilly sound::
Chime @kitten ::Bats eyes::
ScholarlyKnight lioness I have a book that tells how to deal with supernatural beings. I could loan it to you.
Lioness @scholarlyknight Knowing those two they’d figure out a bloody way to resurrect themselves again.
ScholarlyKnight Maybe the reason Tortall seems to be plagued with zombies is their spirits are getting lost on the way to the Black God.
DogChick @scholarlyknight Tried listening to pigeons? Sometimes they carry the voices of the murdered.
Lioness Damn all our zombies have been murdered.
ThomII @dogchick Damn I thought that was just the madness.
NobleRogue @thomii Didn’t I ever tell you that story ma told me to try to get me to stop stealing?
HealerWomyn @noblerogue I guess the key word is tried.
NobleRogue @healerwomyn At least I became king of thieves.
ScanranPrettyBoy @noblerogue Hey, I’m the rogue.
Noble Rogue @scanranprettyboy Want to see my collection of ears?
ScanranPrettyBoy I suddenly feel inferior as a rogue. I need a collection of ears.
MuscialSwords @scarnranprettyboy Trust me you are not inferior in any way.
Coppercurls Academic magic is so boring. I just want to play with lightening again.
ScanranPrettyBoy @coppercurls Can you use you lightening to start me a collection of ears?
Coppercurls @scanranprettyboy Uh, I don’t do that kind of magic. Sry
LivingMetal @coppercurls I think he was trying to hit on you saati,
Coppercurls @livingmetal If he was, then he has a thing or two to learn about me.
PlantBoy @coppercurls I’ll kick his ass for you.
ScanranPrettyBoy @plantboy Oooh, I’m so scared.
PlantBoy @scanranprettyboy Do you want to know what it feels like to have thorns wrap around your male member pretty boy?
ScanranPrettyBoy @plantboy You can’t.
StitchWitch @scanranprettyboy He can and he will.
LivingMetal @scanranprettyboy Its best not to cross us @plantboy @stitchwitch @coppercurls
WildChild @coppercurls I hear you. Magic theory junk is SOOO boring. I can’t believe ma and dad are making me learn it.
SuperMage @wildchild Without theory your magic could run away from you, and you could die.
WildChild @supermage Could I be a zombie then?
BlackGod Zombies are bad and unnatural. They disrupt the nature of things.
Moonstream @blackgod Zombies def do not fit with the living circle.
Mithros @moonstream Zombies do not fit with our frame of reference either. People should stay in the peaceful realms.
DogChick @mithros What if a mortal never gets there?
Mithros @dogchick I guess their f***ed then. Take it up with my brother.
GreenLady @ Mithros Or you can always become a demigoddess is the deal.
Goddess @greenlady You and your bastard Godchild have caused enough fail for several lifetimes.
WildMage @goddess It isn’t my fault. I promise. Lol
Darking1 @goddess Veralidaine is good person. Promise.
Aveefa Stop, stop it hurts.
Voice I have it on good authority that the price of peas in Persepolis
will be increasing
LadyKnight2 @voice Damn I was planning to visit there this winter. I could use a break in the desert.
BlueEyedSarg @ladyknight2 But we will not be buying peas. We will buy something much more exquisite.
LadyKnight2 @blueeyedsarg I already have something much more exquisite
SeerGirl I predict that a zombie vampire ninja apocalypse shall soon be upon us.
LadyKnight2 @seergirl Oh noes, that sounds bad. What are the odds?
SeerGirl @ladyknight2 I believe the odds are in our favor.
KingJon @seergirl That’s good.
TwiceDead @kingjon May the odds be ever in OUR favor. Hahhahaha
SuperMage Remember when in doubt shoot the mage.
LadyKnight2 @supermage What is they are all mages?
SuperMage @ladyknight2 Then we may be screwed?
HorseyBoy @supermage @ladyknight2 Zof***!
SirMeathead @ladyknight2 And we all can’t have those handy griffin feather headbands either. . .
BlueEyedSarg @sirmeathead You could always try stealing a griffin to get some feathers. @ladyknight2 didn’t make it look that hard
WildMage @blueeyedsarg I cannot condone such behavior.
SirMeathead @blueeyedsarg I think I’d rather tilt with @thestump than try to raise a griffin. LET ALONE STEAL ONE!
PlantBoy Random Tweet of the day what kind of mage can’t make fire balls.
AmazingMage @plantboy A bad one.
TwiceDead @plantboy A dead one.
AmazingMage @plantboy A bad one. Retweeted by ThomII
WildMage @plantboy THE WILDMAGE
WildMage @plantboy THE WILDMAGE Retweeted by SuperMage
PlantBoy @twicedead @thomii @amazingmage Veralidaine @supermage No Silly, a plant mage
PlantBoy Fire + Plants = Fail
Rosethorn @plantboy Sometimes you need fire though to clean out the mess and make way for new.
StitchWitch @plantboy Fire is not good for cloth either.
StorwingQueen @kingjon Maybe we could trick the zombie ninjas into turning to immortals. J
WildMage stormwingqueen Bad idea. I think.
WildChild Veralidaine I’ll turn into a dragon and take out those zombies.
Kitten @wildchild ::EEEEEEE::
SuperMage @wildchild No caught of mine is going to be stuck as a dragon for all time.
WildChild @supermage Just watch me.
WildMage @wildchild Zof***!
Lioness @plantboy You gave me an idea for the epicness of vampire zombie ninja apocalypse.
Lioness We need to burn the undead with magical fire.
SuperMage lioness That might work.
AmazingMage lioness Would you really burn your brother. L
Lioness @amazingmage I might if I needed to for the good of Tortall.
KingJon lioness That’s my girl.
NobleRogue @kingjon Actually, I believe that’s MY girl.
Peerless Queen @kingjon ::Glares::
Lioness @kingjon @noblerogue I haven’t been ANYONE’S girl in years.
KingJon Correction: lioness is my Champion, not my girl
Message: For Alix: I hope this is crazy enough. Thanks, for letting me have fun and write this. It got more and more epic as I went along. J Remember being the only sober one at a drunken video gaming, our friend survived the AT party may lead to this kind of crack. Apologies if this isn’t “in the spirit of ficmas.”
From: Elscy
Title: Vampire, Zombie Ninjas
Rating: PG-13
Wishlist Item: #1 - Crack, #2 - Random Humor, #3 - AU, #4 - Thom of Trebond, #5 - Sons of the Lioness
Summary: Twitter is trending vampire, zombies
AmazingMage I’m so amazing that I can’t die.
TwiceDead @amazingmage So am I!
Lioness @twicedead Do I need to try to kill you again?
TwiceDead lioness I’m a zombie or a vampire or something. I’m not yet dead and not yet alive.
TwiceDead lioness I’m a zombie or a vampire or something. I’m not yet dead and not yet alive. Retweeted by AmazingMage
Lioness f*** you @amazingmage!
AmazingMage Ew no. You’re my sister.
Lioness I think I am losing my mind.
RoyalHealer I have heard that madness runs in your family.
Lioness Zombies? Vampires? What is Tortall coming to?
PeerlessQueen I wonder if the jewel would be able to fix this mess?
KingJon @peerlessqueen I don’t want another famine of what year was it?
PenIsMightier @kingjon 440, sir.
KingJon @penismightier 440, as yes, thank you.
KingJon @peerlessqueen I don’t want another famine of 440. Do you?
Hasfush Ahhhhhh!!! Come on baby. Give it to me.
ThomII Classes are so boring.
CunningOne @thomii Come to the Copper Isles. We have fun here.
AmazingMage @cunningone @thomii Don’t go. Stay here. Dedicate yourself to your studies, and you can do anything you want to do.
ThomII @amazingmage Like you did? No, thanks.
Twin2 @cunningone Can I come too?
CunningOne @twin2 Sure, the more the merrier.
CunningOne Warning @twiceroyal might put you to work. Life isn’t cake here.
PlantBoy @cunningone Did you say cake?
StitchWitch @plantboy Yes, she did mention cake, but what are you doing talking to some random girl?
PlantBoy @stitchwitch Same as always. Making new friends.
Coppercurls @plantboy @stitchwitch Making new friends I disagree.
TwiceRoyal @cunningone We could use more help around here.
JollyJesslaw @twiceroyal I’ll come help. I’ve heard the isles are jolly.
KingJon @jollyjesslaw I do believe you have orders to stay in Tortall and fight bandits.
TheStump @jollyjesslaw No squire or mine is going to go off to the isles without leave to do so.
JollyJesslaw @thestump I’ll have you know I’m a full knight now. Spent the night in the chamber and everything. Quite jolly.
TheStump @jollyjesslaw Once my squire, always my squire. Got it?
Chamber @jollyjesslaw I believe that is the first time I have ever been called jolly.
JollyJesslaw @thestump Yes, sir.
Chamber I AM NOT JOLLY!
JollyJesslaw @chamber Everything is jolly.
SirMeathead @jollyjesslaw You have the brightest attitude of any knight I have ever met.
CunningOne @plantboy I will have you know I have a wonderful husband @crowman and three amazing children.
Coppercurls @cunningone Wait your husband was a crow? Are there any books on this phenomenon?
WildMage @coppercurls I have been unable to find any books on crow-human transformation, and I have been looking for awhile.
Hesserrr The world is a terrible place. I need a job. Why is no one hiring? How I am supposed to feed my children with no money.
Kitten ::Makes trilly sound::
Chime @kitten ::Bats eyes::
ScholarlyKnight lioness I have a book that tells how to deal with supernatural beings. I could loan it to you.
Lioness @scholarlyknight Knowing those two they’d figure out a bloody way to resurrect themselves again.
ScholarlyKnight Maybe the reason Tortall seems to be plagued with zombies is their spirits are getting lost on the way to the Black God.
DogChick @scholarlyknight Tried listening to pigeons? Sometimes they carry the voices of the murdered.
Lioness Damn all our zombies have been murdered.
ThomII @dogchick Damn I thought that was just the madness.
NobleRogue @thomii Didn’t I ever tell you that story ma told me to try to get me to stop stealing?
HealerWomyn @noblerogue I guess the key word is tried.
NobleRogue @healerwomyn At least I became king of thieves.
ScanranPrettyBoy @noblerogue Hey, I’m the rogue.
Noble Rogue @scanranprettyboy Want to see my collection of ears?
ScanranPrettyBoy I suddenly feel inferior as a rogue. I need a collection of ears.
MuscialSwords @scarnranprettyboy Trust me you are not inferior in any way.
Coppercurls Academic magic is so boring. I just want to play with lightening again.
ScanranPrettyBoy @coppercurls Can you use you lightening to start me a collection of ears?
Coppercurls @scanranprettyboy Uh, I don’t do that kind of magic. Sry
LivingMetal @coppercurls I think he was trying to hit on you saati,
Coppercurls @livingmetal If he was, then he has a thing or two to learn about me.
PlantBoy @coppercurls I’ll kick his ass for you.
ScanranPrettyBoy @plantboy Oooh, I’m so scared.
PlantBoy @scanranprettyboy Do you want to know what it feels like to have thorns wrap around your male member pretty boy?
ScanranPrettyBoy @plantboy You can’t.
StitchWitch @scanranprettyboy He can and he will.
LivingMetal @scanranprettyboy Its best not to cross us @plantboy @stitchwitch @coppercurls
WildChild @coppercurls I hear you. Magic theory junk is SOOO boring. I can’t believe ma and dad are making me learn it.
SuperMage @wildchild Without theory your magic could run away from you, and you could die.
WildChild @supermage Could I be a zombie then?
BlackGod Zombies are bad and unnatural. They disrupt the nature of things.
Moonstream @blackgod Zombies def do not fit with the living circle.
Mithros @moonstream Zombies do not fit with our frame of reference either. People should stay in the peaceful realms.
DogChick @mithros What if a mortal never gets there?
Mithros @dogchick I guess their f***ed then. Take it up with my brother.
GreenLady @ Mithros Or you can always become a demigoddess is the deal.
Goddess @greenlady You and your bastard Godchild have caused enough fail for several lifetimes.
WildMage @goddess It isn’t my fault. I promise. Lol
Darking1 @goddess Veralidaine is good person. Promise.
Aveefa Stop, stop it hurts.
Voice I have it on good authority that the price of peas in Persepolis
will be increasing
LadyKnight2 @voice Damn I was planning to visit there this winter. I could use a break in the desert.
BlueEyedSarg @ladyknight2 But we will not be buying peas. We will buy something much more exquisite.
LadyKnight2 @blueeyedsarg I already have something much more exquisite
SeerGirl I predict that a zombie vampire ninja apocalypse shall soon be upon us.
LadyKnight2 @seergirl Oh noes, that sounds bad. What are the odds?
SeerGirl @ladyknight2 I believe the odds are in our favor.
KingJon @seergirl That’s good.
TwiceDead @kingjon May the odds be ever in OUR favor. Hahhahaha
SuperMage Remember when in doubt shoot the mage.
LadyKnight2 @supermage What is they are all mages?
SuperMage @ladyknight2 Then we may be screwed?
HorseyBoy @supermage @ladyknight2 Zof***!
SirMeathead @ladyknight2 And we all can’t have those handy griffin feather headbands either. . .
BlueEyedSarg @sirmeathead You could always try stealing a griffin to get some feathers. @ladyknight2 didn’t make it look that hard
WildMage @blueeyedsarg I cannot condone such behavior.
SirMeathead @blueeyedsarg I think I’d rather tilt with @thestump than try to raise a griffin. LET ALONE STEAL ONE!
PlantBoy Random Tweet of the day what kind of mage can’t make fire balls.
AmazingMage @plantboy A bad one.
TwiceDead @plantboy A dead one.
AmazingMage @plantboy A bad one. Retweeted by ThomII
WildMage @plantboy THE WILDMAGE
WildMage @plantboy THE WILDMAGE Retweeted by SuperMage
PlantBoy @twicedead @thomii @amazingmage Veralidaine @supermage No Silly, a plant mage
PlantBoy Fire + Plants = Fail
Rosethorn @plantboy Sometimes you need fire though to clean out the mess and make way for new.
StitchWitch @plantboy Fire is not good for cloth either.
StorwingQueen @kingjon Maybe we could trick the zombie ninjas into turning to immortals. J
WildMage stormwingqueen Bad idea. I think.
WildChild Veralidaine I’ll turn into a dragon and take out those zombies.
Kitten @wildchild ::EEEEEEE::
SuperMage @wildchild No caught of mine is going to be stuck as a dragon for all time.
WildChild @supermage Just watch me.
WildMage @wildchild Zof***!
Lioness @plantboy You gave me an idea for the epicness of vampire zombie ninja apocalypse.
Lioness We need to burn the undead with magical fire.
SuperMage lioness That might work.
AmazingMage lioness Would you really burn your brother. L
Lioness @amazingmage I might if I needed to for the good of Tortall.
KingJon lioness That’s my girl.
NobleRogue @kingjon Actually, I believe that’s MY girl.
Peerless Queen @kingjon ::Glares::
Lioness @kingjon @noblerogue I haven’t been ANYONE’S girl in years.
KingJon Correction: lioness is my Champion, not my girl