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Post by Seek on Sept 23, 2010 21:20:08 GMT 10
Title: Numair's Problem Rating: PG Warnings: Extreme crack. Blamed on Roger's Lair, and Alix. Summary: “I told you your Gift was a shameless slut.” More crackfic.
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“Numair,” Alanna all but growled.
Numair turned, blinking in confusion. “Oh.” He said, quietly, watching the ball of purple mage-light that glowed above Alanna’s hand – perfectly normal, except for the streaks of black and the sparkles. “Sorry.”
Harailt of Aili looked terribly nonplussed. “Li – Sir Alanna?”
“This,” Alanna snapped, “Is why I don’t like working in concert with Numair. Once you open a connection with your Gift, his feels the need to come over and take permanent residence. With yours. Sparkling. All the time.”
She glared at the mage-light. If it was possible, the purple fire of Alanna’s Gift seemed to blush a faint pink, just a little. The black traces of Numair’s Gift sparkled on, brightly and unashamed.
Alanna let out a wordless growl and stormed out, slamming the door of the tower behind her.
Harailt glanced at Numair and sighed.
“Don’t say I told you so.” Numair warned him.
“I told you your Gift was a shameless slut.”
Numair sighed, and pinched the bridge of his nose. “I know, I’m sorry.”
“Tell that to the Lioness.” Harailt said. He examined the turquoise-black-sparkling glow around his hand. “I think the sparkles wear off after a week.”
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Ankhiale
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Post by Ankhiale on Sept 23, 2010 21:22:43 GMT 10
OMG. *loves*
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Post by ubiquitous on Sept 23, 2010 21:24:56 GMT 10
*dies* This is hilarious!
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Post by Seek on Sept 24, 2010 20:15:25 GMT 10
Thanks guys! ;D Alix, this was so inspired by you.
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Kit
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Post by Kit on Sept 24, 2010 20:25:25 GMT 10
My squeeing--it is very loud! Loved this
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Post by PeroxidePirate on Sept 24, 2010 23:56:00 GMT 10
Awwww, awesome! ;D
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Post by greenie on Sept 25, 2010 1:39:45 GMT 10
Lol! This is hilarious! ;D
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Post by Seek on Sept 25, 2010 1:59:39 GMT 10
LOL, thanks guys! ;D Credit goes to Alix for it. I was LOLing in chat.
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Ankhiale
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Post by Ankhiale on Sept 25, 2010 2:28:16 GMT 10
Uh-uh. This was all you. ;D
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Post by ev on Sept 25, 2010 7:57:41 GMT 10
Hee! This is wonderful!
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Post by Cass on Sept 26, 2010 5:20:01 GMT 10
Haha, this is great!
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Post by Seek on Sept 26, 2010 5:25:17 GMT 10
LOL thanks guys! ;D
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Hopeless
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Post by Hopeless on Aug 10, 2020 0:30:32 GMT 10
Alanna and sparkles.... why do I find that so funny?
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