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Post by greenie on Aug 10, 2009 20:21:10 GMT 10
Title: Poetry woes Rating: G Prompt: Colour Summary: Jon gets stuck trying to write some poetry.
Jon threw down his quill and swore emphatically. This was exactly the sort of problem he would take to Alanna for advice, but he couldn’t do that now. She usually complained about it or laughed at him, but she listened and helped him with his poems all the same. He knew that at least one of the gods must be laughing at him right now. Wasn’t it bad enough that he couldn’t ask his squire for help like he usually did? He thought he’d dealt with his frustration pretty well when he realised there wasn’t a word that rhymed with purple, but now he was at his wits’ end. He’d been through violet, amethyst, mulberry, lavender, lilac, indigo, maroon and burgundy, and he was absolutely, positively, completely certain that there wasn’t a single word in the entire gods-cursed Common language that rhymed with any of them.
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Post by greenie on Aug 10, 2009 20:23:36 GMT 10
I'd like to think that he eventually told Alanna about this after they started sleeping together, and she pointed out straight away that he forgot about mauve. ;D
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Post by wordy on Aug 10, 2009 20:35:07 GMT 10
Haha I can totally imagine that! And when I first saw the title 'Poetry woes' I immediately thought of Neal...so now I feel like writing a Neal fic.
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Post by greenie on Aug 10, 2009 20:41:30 GMT 10
Lol, I forgot that Neal wrote poetry too! Is his any good? Maybe writing bad poetry is a consequence of stress from having your best friend being a lady-knight-in-training.
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Post by ubiquitous on Aug 10, 2009 21:25:23 GMT 10
Hee, this is cute as! ♥ Neal was supposed to write bad poetry too.
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